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Jul 26, 2011 12:22

Apparently humanity finds itself incapable of waiting for the return of its true King. As such, a false pretender has arisen.






Kristen Stewart, it is not that I object to a princess rising to the High Queenship. Truth be told, I often contemplate turning the kingdom over to my sister after re-establishing it so I can spend more time with the hot Elf babes. But I will not stand for an impostor trying to wiggle her way into power.

Your only option to avoid a smiting at my hand is to beg for mercy. If you wiggle well enough, you may however end up a Queen Consort. :)

o O (Doesn't it look like the White Tree of Gondor on her shield, though?)

Alright, going now....
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