Apparently humanity finds itself incapable of waiting for the return of its true King. As such, a false pretender has arisen.
Kristen Stewart, it is not that I object to a princess rising to the High Queenship. Truth be told, I often contemplate turning the kingdom over to my sister after re-establishing it so I can spend more time with the hot Elf babes. But I will not stand for an impostor trying to wiggle her way into power.
Your only option to avoid a smiting at my hand is to beg for mercy. If you wiggle well enough, you may however end up a Queen Consort. :)
o O (Doesn't it look like the White Tree of Gondor on her shield, though?)
Alright, going now....