Im back!
Im front!
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Found an interesting poem about Hamsters turning on you:
The podium squeaked
grew a furry head
and spoke
heard by a pointy-eared horde
governed by sporadic coughs
"Too long! have they ignored
bought us from sanctuary
and bored (or stupid)
called us names
Puppy!
Rodent! (though we may be)
Hamster!
Never again!
Never again up stocking legs
felched by poodles
and problematic felines
Never again!
Today
we deliver ourselves:
in suede-lined packages
air holes limited by
structural integrity alone
packing miniature uzis
Johnny is no longer
his despotic tirade
no more!
That glistening perking horde
erupted roared into an encumbering growl
filed spilled into postage paid packages
and lay dormant
Pat finished his route
unaware as fur-nibbled lettuce
Silently,
with uzis.
Beautiful poem, no?
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New POEM new POEM NEW poem NEW poem -by me that is, oh and: this poem
Strawberry festival was great fun. Even if I did eat nachos and THEN go on the berry-go-round which is bascially a BIG straberry that you get inside and pump a whel to make it spin. [Hint: Never go in one of those with more than two people.. it goes really fast with 6 people pumping it.] I also made a new friend named Matt. He's hillarious, hot and gay. That last part is incredibly frusterating, esp when he teases you by climbing on your lap. Grr. Haha.
Did I mention I am ready for college to start??
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Thank you.