[Translation bits] Kchan NEWS 16.04.2013 KoyaShige
Kchan NEWS 16.04.2013 (Highlights)
KoyaShige
K: Here we are! It's Special week! Shige-chan!
S: Hello!
K: We're Koyashige. Didn't you say on a magazine that we split up?
S: I always say that! It's not the case anymore. I think it's enough.
K: Ahahah!
S: With Tegomass it's not good for us to be Koyashige!
K: Moreover now we're adults.
S: It's not the case to do those things anymore.
MOUSOU KISS SITUATION~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In this corner Koyama reads the beginning of a romantic situation sent by a listener. While reading the narrative parts of the story he plays the role of the girl while the guest improvises the lines said by the boy.
S: Everybody's saying it's about the time I do the Mousou Kiss Situation. Why? I don't want to do my own corners and I particularly don't want to do this. I won't come anymore if I have to! (lol)
K: The listeners want it. It's for the fans. Tegoshi always does it and Massu did too.
S: Then it's fine, they already did it for me!
K: Come on, there won't be any weird situation for you.
S: I'm so nervous now, my throat is sore (lol)
1♥ I went to the library to study and there's my beloved Kato-senpai, moreover we're completely alone...I don't want to bother him so I sit a little distant...
S: Why are you sitting there? Come close?
K: Ok!
♥I'm so nervous I can't study!
S: Uh? There's something you don't understand? Want me to help?
K: Thank you!
S: There...
♥It's nice he's helping me but his face is so close to mine...
S: Understood?
K: Eh?
♥The senpai turned towards me and now we're even closer...
S: Sorry. You know, I like you since the opening ceremony.
K: Eh?! I li-
♥I was about to say I like him back when... *chu*
S: I won't leave you to anybody else.
S: We did it! I don't know if my answers were right!
K: Direction, was he right?
Staff: Right!
S: My voice is so hoarse! Do we have to go on? What if somebody turns this on while on a taxi, they'll wonder if there's something weird going on in Japan!! What are you doing Japan?!
2♥ It's been a month I'm dating my boyfriend, today we're taking a walk...
K: Ne, Kato-kun, I'm a little tired...
S: Are you ok? Let's rest!
♥We sit on a bench in a park to have a break...
K:Kato-kun! I wanna ride the swing!
S: Ehhh?! Ok, go.
K: Come with me, Kato-kun!
S: No, no, I'm fine!
K: There's something wrong?
S: We're dating now, you should stop callinh me Kato-kun, right? It's ok if you don't want though...
K: Shi...Shigeaki...kun...
S: I can't hear you!
K: Shigeaki-kun! I'm going to blush!
S: I'm so happy! Come close?
♥He embraces me... *chu*
S: So happy!
K: Wait, you should call me by name too!
S: Damn...maybe next time!
S: What is this! This is so bad! What about the swing??
K: Yeah, that was weird. I kinda want to ride a swing too now. Thank you for entering the role so well!
S: I would say such things! So embarrassing! Like "Do you want me to help?" but then if I really do I'd blush so much!
K: It suits your image though!
S: That's what Kato Shigeaki is. So embarrassing! It's enough!
K: There's still one~
3♥ Today I visit Shige's house after a lot of time...
K: Ah~ It's been a while~
S: The apartment was too messy...
K: Did you clean for me?
S: It's not like that!
♥Shige blushed lightly...
K: You're all red!
S: I'm not!
♥He gets closer and pushes me to sit on the sofa... *chu*
K: Kyah!
S: Why do you think I cleaned the house? For what it's about to happen...today's fine, right?
K: Wuuuuuuu!
S: I got over-excited!! Well, a date at home is exciting! Wahh! I'm so embarrassed!!
K: It was good!
S: Really! Wasn't it simply pervert?! So bad!!
K: It's fine! Japan is going to be fine!
S: Is it?
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K: A reader says that since Tegoshi dyed his hair pink we should all dye ours too. Doing that Shige would have green hair. Massu would become like Miwa-san and I'd turn into a grandma with purple hair. I kinda want to see Massu as Miwa-san though!
S: Right!
K: You know why old women dye their hair purple? Because it's the best color to dye, a lot of hair-stylist recomment it. It seems that lately you want to dye your hair too, right?
S: Yeah. Two years ago I dyed them black and said I will never dye them again. Even if they will get white. I like to create personal rules. But I got a little tired. I was thinking about it today too.
K: What color do you want?
S: Blond. Tegoshi's blond too though.
K: Tegoshi is more white than blond.
S: If Tegoshi goes back to black I may dye mine blond.
K: He thought about changing color too, but he only added pink (lol)
S: I would have never expected that.
K: You wouldn't think he could do more of what he already did, right!
S: His tastes are something of amazing.
K: It would be nice if you suddenly dye your hair though.
S: I can't imagine myself with brown hair anymore. Blond could be fine. But there's Mirai Theater, it would ruin the atmosphere...
K: I can't dye my hair anymore, just dark brown. I can't to News Every with blond hair.
S: I will think about it. Maybe I'll get some work...
K: That would be the best. In the meantime we'll look forward to observe Tegoshi's hair.
S: He could go on and add all NEWS members' colors.
K: Tegoshi Rainbow.
S: TEGORAIN (lol)
Once in a while it was funny to translate bits of Kchan NEWS :D
This is the first time Shige agrees on playing the Mousou Kiss Situation, it was funny and he was really ashamed, even if he played the roles perfectly XD When he started worrying about Japan and random listeners of the radio he made me laugh so much! The last situation was pretty hot too~ ♪ But Koyama talking with girly high voice was too hilarious to get excited over Shige's coolness ahahah XD
About Koyashige's matter...it's true that in a magazine last month Shige said that Koyashige as unit doesn't exist anymore because they want to do other new things. It's pretty sad but after all now that NEWS are 4 it's better like this :3
Personally...LET ME REJOICE over Shige wanting to dye his hair ♥ ♥ ♥ I like him with every color but blond Shige will always be my HUGE weakness. Kyahh~! Please, please!! *____* Tegorainbow would be awesome too XDD
KoyaShige
K: Here we are! It's Special week! Shige-chan!
S: Hello!
K: We're Koyashige. Didn't you say on a magazine that we split up?
S: I always say that! It's not the case anymore. I think it's enough.
K: Ahahah!
S: With Tegomass it's not good for us to be Koyashige!
K: Moreover now we're adults.
S: It's not the case to do those things anymore.
MOUSOU KISS SITUATION~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In this corner Koyama reads the beginning of a romantic situation sent by a listener. While reading the narrative parts of the story he plays the role of the girl while the guest improvises the lines said by the boy.
S: Everybody's saying it's about the time I do the Mousou Kiss Situation. Why? I don't want to do my own corners and I particularly don't want to do this. I won't come anymore if I have to! (lol)
K: The listeners want it. It's for the fans. Tegoshi always does it and Massu did too.
S: Then it's fine, they already did it for me!
K: Come on, there won't be any weird situation for you.
S: I'm so nervous now, my throat is sore (lol)
1♥ I went to the library to study and there's my beloved Kato-senpai, moreover we're completely alone...I don't want to bother him so I sit a little distant...
S: Why are you sitting there? Come close?
K: Ok!
♥I'm so nervous I can't study!
S: Uh? There's something you don't understand? Want me to help?
K: Thank you!
S: There...
♥It's nice he's helping me but his face is so close to mine...
S: Understood?
K: Eh?
♥The senpai turned towards me and now we're even closer...
S: Sorry. You know, I like you since the opening ceremony.
K: Eh?! I li-
♥I was about to say I like him back when... *chu*
S: I won't leave you to anybody else.
S: We did it! I don't know if my answers were right!
K: Direction, was he right?
Staff: Right!
S: My voice is so hoarse! Do we have to go on? What if somebody turns this on while on a taxi, they'll wonder if there's something weird going on in Japan!! What are you doing Japan?!
2♥ It's been a month I'm dating my boyfriend, today we're taking a walk...
K: Ne, Kato-kun, I'm a little tired...
S: Are you ok? Let's rest!
♥We sit on a bench in a park to have a break...
K:Kato-kun! I wanna ride the swing!
S: Ehhh?! Ok, go.
K: Come with me, Kato-kun!
S: No, no, I'm fine!
K: There's something wrong?
S: We're dating now, you should stop callinh me Kato-kun, right? It's ok if you don't want though...
K: Shi...Shigeaki...kun...
S: I can't hear you!
K: Shigeaki-kun! I'm going to blush!
S: I'm so happy! Come close?
♥He embraces me... *chu*
S: So happy!
K: Wait, you should call me by name too!
S: Damn...maybe next time!
S: What is this! This is so bad! What about the swing??
K: Yeah, that was weird. I kinda want to ride a swing too now. Thank you for entering the role so well!
S: I would say such things! So embarrassing! Like "Do you want me to help?" but then if I really do I'd blush so much!
K: It suits your image though!
S: That's what Kato Shigeaki is. So embarrassing! It's enough!
K: There's still one~
3♥ Today I visit Shige's house after a lot of time...
K: Ah~ It's been a while~
S: The apartment was too messy...
K: Did you clean for me?
S: It's not like that!
♥Shige blushed lightly...
K: You're all red!
S: I'm not!
♥He gets closer and pushes me to sit on the sofa... *chu*
K: Kyah!
S: Why do you think I cleaned the house? For what it's about to happen...today's fine, right?
K: Wuuuuuuu!
S: I got over-excited!! Well, a date at home is exciting! Wahh! I'm so embarrassed!!
K: It was good!
S: Really! Wasn't it simply pervert?! So bad!!
K: It's fine! Japan is going to be fine!
S: Is it?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
K: A reader says that since Tegoshi dyed his hair pink we should all dye ours too. Doing that Shige would have green hair. Massu would become like Miwa-san and I'd turn into a grandma with purple hair. I kinda want to see Massu as Miwa-san though!
S: Right!
K: You know why old women dye their hair purple? Because it's the best color to dye, a lot of hair-stylist recomment it. It seems that lately you want to dye your hair too, right?
S: Yeah. Two years ago I dyed them black and said I will never dye them again. Even if they will get white. I like to create personal rules. But I got a little tired. I was thinking about it today too.
K: What color do you want?
S: Blond. Tegoshi's blond too though.
K: Tegoshi is more white than blond.
S: If Tegoshi goes back to black I may dye mine blond.
K: He thought about changing color too, but he only added pink (lol)
S: I would have never expected that.
K: You wouldn't think he could do more of what he already did, right!
S: His tastes are something of amazing.
K: It would be nice if you suddenly dye your hair though.
S: I can't imagine myself with brown hair anymore. Blond could be fine. But there's Mirai Theater, it would ruin the atmosphere...
K: I can't dye my hair anymore, just dark brown. I can't to News Every with blond hair.
S: I will think about it. Maybe I'll get some work...
K: That would be the best. In the meantime we'll look forward to observe Tegoshi's hair.
S: He could go on and add all NEWS members' colors.
K: Tegoshi Rainbow.
S: TEGORAIN (lol)
Once in a while it was funny to translate bits of Kchan NEWS :D
This is the first time Shige agrees on playing the Mousou Kiss Situation, it was funny and he was really ashamed, even if he played the roles perfectly XD When he started worrying about Japan and random listeners of the radio he made me laugh so much! The last situation was pretty hot too~ ♪ But Koyama talking with girly high voice was too hilarious to get excited over Shige's coolness ahahah XD
About Koyashige's matter...it's true that in a magazine last month Shige said that Koyashige as unit doesn't exist anymore because they want to do other new things. It's pretty sad but after all now that NEWS are 4 it's better like this :3
Personally...LET ME REJOICE over Shige wanting to dye his hair ♥ ♥ ♥ I like him with every color but blond Shige will always be my HUGE weakness. Kyahh~! Please, please!! *____* Tegorainbow would be awesome too XDD