Why Fiction Is Better Than Real Life
In fiction, when the hero is sporting an oh so sexy eye patch and walking with just a hint of a limp, his explanation involves ninja assassins or that time he had to wrestle a crocodile.
In real life, the story is more likely to go something like this:
Well, I was standing on a folding chair hitting the spice rack with a spatula when I fell over backwards and got garlic in my eye.
Little safety tip, kids. Keep the spices where you can reach them.
In real life, the story is more likely to go something like this:
Well, I was standing on a folding chair hitting the spice rack with a spatula when I fell over backwards and got garlic in my eye.
Little safety tip, kids. Keep the spices where you can reach them.