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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last week I pulled allthtjazz's hair (-5 points). In November I didn't flush (-1 points). Last month on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Tuesday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points).
Overall, I've been nice (281 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
spikybluegirl
hmm. I don't WANNA pony!... I wannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnt...
A HIPPOPOTAMUS!