The Remote
Well guys...fear no more, i found the remote abt 30 sec after ma last entry. It was up ma arse, i think i sucked it in or something.
Well last nite was an interesting night. I went out with the maw, auntie and gran to the pub, cos aye tht's how kl i am. Well it was well gd, i tried to get pished but it wasn't happening as ma body was pretty much numb to everything. Fucking great btw. I ate a raw onion yesterday, coodnt taste it. But aye ma maw was pished, it was hilarious, i was in hysterics. She was jamacian for a few minutes. I enjoyed.
But aye man, see this illness thing i hav, it's actually pure hilarious, cos i kinda feel anything, and guess what guys, i am not horny AT ALL. I am just kinda floating by, sorta realising what it's like to b normal. I miss being horny but. Life seems so much more fun. I dunno what i'll do when i am no longer hormonal, probs cry.
Anyway, ma mum is goin to mcdonalds in a few minutes, and i've asked for everything. I'm allowed to but "starve a fever, feed a cold" so i am eating everything when i ain't sleeping, it's well gd. Fuck studying. I'll just shag somebody at the SQA.
Rite, i think it's time for me to be quite now.
Bye xxxx