The six word challenge.
Desire
Yard
Beef
Criticism
Vigorous
Hand
“If I give you a foot, you will take a yard,” Napoleon sputtered.
"You are still upset about dinner, aren’t you?” Illya tried to look innocent. “It wasn’t a criticism. It’s just that you don’t need to cook beef to the shoe leather stage.”
“It wasn’t just that.”
“Then, what?”
“Well, when you were vigorously hand whipping the cream, it made me uncomfortable.”
“Now I am really confused, Napoleon. What are you talking about?”
“It’s silly… I started to envision you covered with whipped cream and nearly acted upon my desire.”
Illya’s smile was coy. “There’s still leftover whipped cream.”
Yard
Beef
Criticism
Vigorous
Hand
“If I give you a foot, you will take a yard,” Napoleon sputtered.
"You are still upset about dinner, aren’t you?” Illya tried to look innocent. “It wasn’t a criticism. It’s just that you don’t need to cook beef to the shoe leather stage.”
“It wasn’t just that.”
“Then, what?”
“Well, when you were vigorously hand whipping the cream, it made me uncomfortable.”
“Now I am really confused, Napoleon. What are you talking about?”
“It’s silly… I started to envision you covered with whipped cream and nearly acted upon my desire.”
Illya’s smile was coy. “There’s still leftover whipped cream.”