I couldn't resist...
Title: You Kissed me
Genre: Man from UNCLE
Rating PG
Title says it all - written for the 'If You Ever' challenge. Someone was nice enough to say I wrote dialog well. This is the results.
“You kissed me.”
“Yes.”
“You kissed me.
“You just said that.”
“But, Illya, you just kissed me.”
“Napoleon, we have confirmed that. Are there any other kiss-related questions I can answer?”
“Why?”
“That would seem obvious.”
“Not to me.”
“It should have been the most obvious to you. Did I make a mistake?”
“Yes.”
“Then I apologize. I obviously misread the signals.”
“You kissed me.”
“Yes, I kissed you. And?”
“If you ever…”
“What, Napoleon? You’ll punch me, report me, have me deported? It was a miscalculation on my part.”
“If you ever stop, I will not be responsible for my actions.”
A small smile. “Consequences be damned.”
Genre: Man from UNCLE
Rating PG
Title says it all - written for the 'If You Ever' challenge. Someone was nice enough to say I wrote dialog well. This is the results.
“You kissed me.”
“Yes.”
“You kissed me.
“You just said that.”
“But, Illya, you just kissed me.”
“Napoleon, we have confirmed that. Are there any other kiss-related questions I can answer?”
“Why?”
“That would seem obvious.”
“Not to me.”
“It should have been the most obvious to you. Did I make a mistake?”
“Yes.”
“Then I apologize. I obviously misread the signals.”
“You kissed me.”
“Yes, I kissed you. And?”
“If you ever…”
“What, Napoleon? You’ll punch me, report me, have me deported? It was a miscalculation on my part.”
“If you ever stop, I will not be responsible for my actions.”
A small smile. “Consequences be damned.”