Katie, this is hilarious

Feb 23, 2006 23:58

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Erin Howe!
  1. Erin Howe can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
  2. Originally, Erin Howe could not fly!
  3. Erin Howeocracy is government by Erin Howe.
  4. Ostriches stick their heads in Erin Howe not to hide but to look for water!
  5. Erin Howe can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.
  6. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Erin Howe!
  7. An average beaver can cut down Erin Howe every year.
  8. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and Erin Howe.
  9. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Erin Howe!
  10. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Erin Howe.


Really, I'm a little disturbed by this.
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