#651
I am watching the Caps smoke the Flyers (well, 5-4 and 4:26 in the third as I write this) and explaining hockey things to Jared - OH PHILLY JUST TIED IT UP NICE ONE GUYS!!! - and am reminded of the old Wayne's World top ten hockey terms that sound dirty:
10 - On top of the crease.
9 - Spearing
8 - High sticking
7 - Penalty box
6 - Power play
5 - Dump and chase
4 - Wrap around goal
3 - Slipped it between the pads
2 - Putting your hand on a girl's breast
1 - Puck
And have several more that they missed and the announcers have said during this game, namely:
1. Penetrating the zone
2. "Gettin' his hand on that bouncing biscuit"
3. Lookin/'huntin' for a rebound
4. Holding the stick (duh)
5. Playing hide n' seek
6. Five-hole
7. Pull the goalie
8. "Shoots it between the legs"
9. "A crazy bounce"
10. "Beautifully executed stretch pass"
11. Poke check
12. Take it in deep (hahahahaha)
13. "Put the biscuit in the basket"
And it went to sudden death and then Philly SCORED!! Man, I love me some hockey.
10 - On top of the crease.
9 - Spearing
8 - High sticking
7 - Penalty box
6 - Power play
5 - Dump and chase
4 - Wrap around goal
3 - Slipped it between the pads
2 - Putting your hand on a girl's breast
1 - Puck
And have several more that they missed and the announcers have said during this game, namely:
1. Penetrating the zone
2. "Gettin' his hand on that bouncing biscuit"
3. Lookin/'huntin' for a rebound
4. Holding the stick (duh)
5. Playing hide n' seek
6. Five-hole
7. Pull the goalie
8. "Shoots it between the legs"
9. "A crazy bounce"
10. "Beautifully executed stretch pass"
11. Poke check
12. Take it in deep (hahahahaha)
13. "Put the biscuit in the basket"
And it went to sudden death and then Philly SCORED!! Man, I love me some hockey.