Holiday shopping with mommy
All the idiots come out from hiding in the Suburbs. Or so we thought
Turns out there are actually idiots here in Seattle too.
My mother [the genious] wisely avoided any malls. (Althought I was tempted to go visit the ex at work and order some mexi-fries)
We (as children) all have the same expirence with parents on Christmas:
"This is PERFECT for the boyfriend."
"Yeah, but what about grandma and grandpa?"
"umm...we can shop for them later."
I shopped for 2 hours for my best friend's little sister but didn't get a single gift for anyone in my family
with the exception of my sister. [I get her the same thing every year and don't realize it]
I've spent the last two days compleatly with my mum.
Which is the best thing for me right now.
While surviving my "depressed rage" I need someone who thinks and speaks EXACTLY like me.
I truly am just a smaller version of her.
PROOF:
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She says "mother fucker" a lot.