I should have had this up on freakin' MONDAY, dammit. 'Cause I really did have it all set to go, I swears. But something happened and I can't remember what. I dunno. My world is a bucket full of pizza and AAAAAAHHHHH!stress. So I'm just gonna shut it now and post this damn thing before I start blabbering and bore myself to sleep. LJ's been a
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I try not to judge Wifebot and her perennial happiness. As you said, if I were playing James' wife, I'd more than likely be on a permanent sugar high and supremely annoying to all my family and friends too. She's just so clearly a fangirl, and it's like, okay.... we get that you're stoked to be snuggley with the Pretty, but could you at least TRY to deconstruct the character a bit? Nobody is THAT full of squee all the time, believe it or not. Not even James' actual girlfriend. Believe me - I KNOW. *cough* Not sayin' a word. I could, but that would be gossipy! *eyeroll*
Ah, but one thing James isn't is PREDICTABLE. He'll want to catch me when I least expect it and am least prepared.... ergo, most incapable of forming intelligible speech for more than 5 minutes. And while I'm dumbstruck, hey--picture time!
*gets her Bette Midler on* You are. You are the wind beneath my wiiiiiingggggs.... Flyyyyyyyy.... FLYYYYYYYYY!!!! So high against the sky!!! So high I almost touched the sky... thank yooooouuuuuu..... thaaaaaaaank you...... thank GOD for you... the wind beneeeeeeaaaaath myyyyyyy.... wiiiiiiinnnnngggss.
*loves you* There, now go replace all the glass everythings in your house, punkin :)
I think things are getting a bit more buzzy now and OMG if you ever say that people just zip past your posts, I do believe I shall have to throw erasers at you. People LOVE you. I see it. Knock off that B.S. I still have that wet noodle. It's a bit stale, but it's still wet, fool. I will go medieval on yo punk!bitch ass.
And I find it impossible to even think about you being bored.
LMFAO!!! You're funny. You think these captions are the product of a buzzing, PRODUCTIVE, contemplative, all-the-wheels-greased-motor-running-steady mind? And you're sweet! I usually do a few things when I'm bored:
Watch Buffy.
Sleep.
Look at pics and make fun of them.
Play my brother's video games.
That's about it :) Oh, besides getting online, but I usually don't do that when I'm bored. I do that when I'm peppy!
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