Stuff sucks, but this is good: Fresh James Tonight! :-)
Before I start going all fangirl insane wacko, I must wish a VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JEKYLLS_BAST, whom I love dearly. You know how much you mean to me, sweetie pie, and I'm so so sorry I've been SO scarce as of late. It's the weirdest thing, I know. But please take heart in knowing I have been thinking about you every. damn. day and since things have appeared to chill down a tad, you may just be in for a shocker here soon. I hope your day has been fantabuloso so far and that it just keeps on getting better and better and that it explodes with a massive finale at the close tonight. Much love and hugs to ya, baby. And kisses.
Trying to keep this short so I can get my pathetic ass to sleep, but holy hell did I have the shithell of days yesterday. You know when it just keeps getting worse and worse and you're thinking it just can't GET any worse, 'cause - that'd be too weird? Well, it did. And to cap off the crap day, my favorite guy, my amazing brilliant Chris on American Idol was "voted off" last night (which techically isn't even the case, being that the person who gets the LEAST amount of votes gets sent home... but anyway) and that just tore me up. He so completely KICKED ass - specifically Katharine's ass, who was in the bottom 2 with him - and she put the bad in BAD on Monday night, whereas Chris did his usual amazing thing, being himself and always rising to new heights in spite of the challenge before him. The thing that REALLY irritates the spit outta me? The only reason I'm sure Katharine got so many more votes is because she's the one chick left and she's a hot little hottie and all the guys are calling in and voting for her. Chris is sexy and extremely talented, but dude - that dumb blonde bimbo Kelly Pickler or whatever-her-name-was made it way far, when she was barely talented at all... why? Because so many guys thought she was hot. Burns me up like Brainiac burns up Honduran rainforest huts, I tell you.
Chris Daughtry did NOT deserve to be sent home last night. Period.
You know what's the most retarded thing I've ever heard of? Cell Phone Elbow. It's an actual condition that people are getting. Yeah - from holding up their cell phones too long, too much, whatever... I just about bust a gut when I saw this headline on the news. I thought it was a joke! I mean, people have talked on the phone for hours on end (er, excuse me - WOMEN have talked on the phone for hours on end) for years and this affliction has never cropped up, what's the deal with cell phones? My mom insists it's because people are so glued to their cells all the time, everywhere, that it's even more prevalent than just relaxing and chatting at home on the phone for hours when you can switch hands/arms and wiggle around more freely... I dunno. It all seems a bit IDIOT to me. Cell phone elbow. Who knew? LOL! Makes me want to think of other more interesting types of elbow conditions one could get.
Yeah. You know what's coming ;p
Marsters Elbow. Wonder what could cause THAT one. Huh.
Marsters Knee. OMG yay!!!!!!!! I like this game. Screw the weird obscure medical conditions, man! I think I prefer just the whole "sounds like naming James' body parts" jive to this :D
Marsters Hands. *thud*
Marsters Lips. *is unconscious from the previous thud and therefore unable to respond but you know how I would respond and can therefore insert your own responses if you feel the need*
Marsters Eyes. *sighs...beginning to emerge from the lack of consciousness with just the thought of such beauty*
Yah, need to zip it, 'cause... I do. I could go on forever with such a topic. So after such a horrible day yesterday, here's hoping today will be good and tonight will be full of MUCH Jamesiness and dear GOD, nyghtpet, words can't describe how much I look forward to your BBB!! They always make me squee so heavily, 'cause you know you live in my head and react the EXACT same way as I do! And don't feel like you have to go all light on the enthusiasm and fangirliness!! That's why I love you!! They're so entertaining because you echo most of what we're all going thru, chica!!
*hugglies*
*chants* James, James, James, James, James, James.... /crazed fangirl
PS: Anyone notice how Fine has a thing for using phallic instruments to inject his boys (Clark, Lex) with various fluidy substances? And he seems to really enjoy doing this. It's nice. Very nice.
Trying to keep this short so I can get my pathetic ass to sleep, but holy hell did I have the shithell of days yesterday. You know when it just keeps getting worse and worse and you're thinking it just can't GET any worse, 'cause - that'd be too weird? Well, it did. And to cap off the crap day, my favorite guy, my amazing brilliant Chris on American Idol was "voted off" last night (which techically isn't even the case, being that the person who gets the LEAST amount of votes gets sent home... but anyway) and that just tore me up. He so completely KICKED ass - specifically Katharine's ass, who was in the bottom 2 with him - and she put the bad in BAD on Monday night, whereas Chris did his usual amazing thing, being himself and always rising to new heights in spite of the challenge before him. The thing that REALLY irritates the spit outta me? The only reason I'm sure Katharine got so many more votes is because she's the one chick left and she's a hot little hottie and all the guys are calling in and voting for her. Chris is sexy and extremely talented, but dude - that dumb blonde bimbo Kelly Pickler or whatever-her-name-was made it way far, when she was barely talented at all... why? Because so many guys thought she was hot. Burns me up like Brainiac burns up Honduran rainforest huts, I tell you.
Chris Daughtry did NOT deserve to be sent home last night. Period.
You know what's the most retarded thing I've ever heard of? Cell Phone Elbow. It's an actual condition that people are getting. Yeah - from holding up their cell phones too long, too much, whatever... I just about bust a gut when I saw this headline on the news. I thought it was a joke! I mean, people have talked on the phone for hours on end (er, excuse me - WOMEN have talked on the phone for hours on end) for years and this affliction has never cropped up, what's the deal with cell phones? My mom insists it's because people are so glued to their cells all the time, everywhere, that it's even more prevalent than just relaxing and chatting at home on the phone for hours when you can switch hands/arms and wiggle around more freely... I dunno. It all seems a bit IDIOT to me. Cell phone elbow. Who knew? LOL! Makes me want to think of other more interesting types of elbow conditions one could get.
Yeah. You know what's coming ;p
Marsters Elbow. Wonder what could cause THAT one. Huh.
Marsters Knee. OMG yay!!!!!!!! I like this game. Screw the weird obscure medical conditions, man! I think I prefer just the whole "sounds like naming James' body parts" jive to this :D
Marsters Hands. *thud*
Marsters Lips. *is unconscious from the previous thud and therefore unable to respond but you know how I would respond and can therefore insert your own responses if you feel the need*
Marsters Eyes. *sighs...beginning to emerge from the lack of consciousness with just the thought of such beauty*
Yah, need to zip it, 'cause... I do. I could go on forever with such a topic. So after such a horrible day yesterday, here's hoping today will be good and tonight will be full of MUCH Jamesiness and dear GOD, nyghtpet, words can't describe how much I look forward to your BBB!! They always make me squee so heavily, 'cause you know you live in my head and react the EXACT same way as I do! And don't feel like you have to go all light on the enthusiasm and fangirliness!! That's why I love you!! They're so entertaining because you echo most of what we're all going thru, chica!!
*hugglies*
*chants* James, James, James, James, James, James.... /crazed fangirl
PS: Anyone notice how Fine has a thing for using phallic instruments to inject his boys (Clark, Lex) with various fluidy substances? And he seems to really enjoy doing this. It's nice. Very nice.