cutest chain letter ever...seriously read it

Aug 30, 2006 11:48

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and
we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following
the simple advice I heard on the Dr. Phil Show, I have finally found
inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed:
"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've
started and never finished".
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and
hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I
finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a
bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of
Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the
cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates.You have no idea how
freaking good I feel.
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