Because it amused me:

[spikendru]

Gakked from hurry_sundown

1. Your rock star name (first pet name, current car) - Rascal Pontiac
2. Your gangsta name (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite type of shoe) - Phish Food SoftWalk
3. Your Native American name (favorite color, favorite animal) - Coral Cat
4. Your soap opera name (middle name, city where you were born) - Lynn Kingston
5. Your Star Wars name (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 of your first name) - Broel
6. Superhero name (2nd favorite color, favorite drink) - Pink DietCoke
7. NASCAR name (the first names of your grandfathers) - John Leon
8. Stripper name (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy) - White Shoulders Good&Plenty
9. TV weather anchor name (your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a city that starts with the same letter) - Nork Nanticoke
10. Spy name (your favorite season, flower) - Spring Lilac
11. Cartoon name: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now) - Blueberry Capris
12. Hippie name (what you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree) - Rice Cake Oak
13. "Adult Film" star name (favorite holiday, street you grew up on) - Halloween Twelfth