Yo Smabra! You got another incoming student, and that's me! Spike! I dunno how many Lakitu you guys've got floating around here but lemme lay down the facts real quick: there's a pretty good chance I'm the coolest one you're gonna meet. I mean. Don't take it from me, ask Mario and he'll tell you straight! I helped him save the world y'know!
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Though some are cool, I guess, like that Lt. Surge guy. But he's already claimed by one of the wackadoos. NO IT'S NOT EGGMAN, EWWW.
ALSO I'M NESTER. You seem... okay, Lakilester or whatever? HEY OUR NAMES RHYME. And I call myself THE GREAT, too! I think we're like... an '-ester The Great' duo!
... or something!
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Lt. Surge? Sounds like a guy who means business, man. Though if he's letting a woman tie him down, hehe, I dunno, what's he teach?
NO call me Spike. Spike the Great's cool! It doesn't gotta rhyme just "-- The Great" works!
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Oh whoops that was kinda mean too.
HEY at least you can poke fun at my masculinity for liking flowers. That's gotta help.
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He teaches Military Protocol! But uh, Cockatiel's not a woman but that reminds me of when I put make up on him once PFFFFFT. I dunno if he ties Surge down, thoug--....
I'M GONNA FORGET I SAID THAT. 8<
Fiiiiine, Spike then. That sounds lame The Great's good enough, I guess.
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Wait WHAT. ...Man I don't even wanna know.
Good, we're square then.
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I don't think I want to either
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