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Because I'm just this bored....
Responses Luke COULD have have had!:
Vader: Luke, I am your father...
Luke: (blinks skeptically) Oh yeah, then where's my allowance for the last twenty years??
Vader: O_O
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Vader: Luke, I am your father...
Luke: And what?? After all this time you come back and want a relationship??? I HATE YOU!! I wish I'd never been born!!!!
Vader: Oh Lukie, it hurts daddy when you say things like that!
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Vader: Luke, I am your father...
Luke: COOL! (whips out a consent sheet) Can you sign this for me? I want to get a tatoo of Leia on my ass.
Vader: ...
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Vader: Luke, I am your father...
Luke: (looks around and grins slowly) Okay where's the camera? Han, you joker...
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Vader: Luke, I am your mother...
Luke: What the fuck???
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Vader: Luke, I am your father...
Luke: And you never let me do anything fun! I wanted to go to school but nooooooo, you had to burn done the farm and kill my best friend and you've RUINED MY LIFE!!! (pitches fit)
Vader: Well yeah, but I did encase that loser Solo in carbinite and eliminate your competition for the Princess.
Luke: (pauses) You did? Sweeeeeet. (hugs Vader)
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Vader: Luke, I am your father...
Luke: Can I have a pony?
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Vader: Luke, I am your father...
Luke: Oh God...does that mean I'm going to have early male pattern baldness too??
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Vader: Luke, I am your father...
Luke: Oh no you don't! I'm not loaning you any money, I already fell for that one twice this week!
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Responses Luke COULD have have had!:
Vader: Luke, I am your father...
Luke: (blinks skeptically) Oh yeah, then where's my allowance for the last twenty years??
Vader: O_O
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Vader: Luke, I am your father...
Luke: And what?? After all this time you come back and want a relationship??? I HATE YOU!! I wish I'd never been born!!!!
Vader: Oh Lukie, it hurts daddy when you say things like that!
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Vader: Luke, I am your father...
Luke: COOL! (whips out a consent sheet) Can you sign this for me? I want to get a tatoo of Leia on my ass.
Vader: ...
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Vader: Luke, I am your father...
Luke: (looks around and grins slowly) Okay where's the camera? Han, you joker...
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Vader: Luke, I am your mother...
Luke: What the fuck???
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Vader: Luke, I am your father...
Luke: And you never let me do anything fun! I wanted to go to school but nooooooo, you had to burn done the farm and kill my best friend and you've RUINED MY LIFE!!! (pitches fit)
Vader: Well yeah, but I did encase that loser Solo in carbinite and eliminate your competition for the Princess.
Luke: (pauses) You did? Sweeeeeet. (hugs Vader)
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Vader: Luke, I am your father...
Luke: Can I have a pony?
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Vader: Luke, I am your father...
Luke: Oh God...does that mean I'm going to have early male pattern baldness too??
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Vader: Luke, I am your father...
Luke: Oh no you don't! I'm not loaning you any money, I already fell for that one twice this week!
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