Well, I guess I'll just get right down to it.
There are sooo many girls in the world that I want. To. Fuck.
I mean I just spent a week in Canada surrounded by adorable Asian chicks and I'm like ready to explode. So I'm just sitting here reading nerdy lesbian erotica with titles like Angelina the Lesbian SorceressI wish some hot girl would just walk ( Read more... )

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I love how it was easier for me to put my finger on why I've been feeling the way I've been feeling lately than it was to put my finger on why I like Hole so much. I dunno. Shit's weird man ( Read more... )

Best thing ever right now: This X-Men sex comic that sheumouna sent me ( Read more... )

I couldn't get to sleep tonight so I got up at like 3:30 AM and ate breakfast. So you know I turned on the TV to help pass the time, and I was like "Oh, I wonder what's on Oxygen at this hour." AND THEY WERE TRYING TO SELL ME VIBRATORS! I couldn't take my eyes off the television. Even though I think vibrators are totally weird. But these ones all ( Read more... )

At the moment my life consists of giving head, after which my so-called boyfriend almost immediately passes out and I am left kissing his subconsious head and watching Bleach against my will...and Gaia Online.

*Sigh* I can't wait until the weather gets warmer.

So it's almost 3:00 AM ( Read more... )

So Peter shot me in the face while I was giving him a blowjob today. And it was priceless, because neither on of us expected it. I took a short break to breath and I heard "Ah!" and then it was like SPLAT. All over the side of my face. And he was laughing at me before it was even over. And then he continued to laugh at me about it. That's the kind ( Read more... )

...By not writing it ( Read more... )

So apparently Peter's mom picked up one of the dudes that moved their shit to the new house, and she kicked Pete out of the house today so they could have sex. They didn't even go on a date or anything. He was like "I think my mom's a whore." And I laughed at him. A lot. He told me not to rub it in but it was funny. He seems really bothered by it. ( Read more... )