ACT XXII. Torrents are sexy
Oooooooooh yeah.
I'm downloading all the comics I'd otherwise have to spend money on.
It's one of those beautiful feelings, like an orgasm.
Where the word beautiful is just in your head.
Or is it just me?
No, Tank Girl feels the same way.
I know this because I downloaded her comics.
And somehow, I managed to get Lance Blastoff and Sin City on accident. Because I'm awesome. I was like, "Is that? Oh my god, it's LANCE BLASTOFF! YES!"
What a wonderful invention.
I had a few disturbing dreams last night. I was bitten by a rabid squirrel twice.
And the first time I was like dying in the bathroom and Peter was there, and he said we had to go to the doctor, so we put the squirrel in a tiny stroller and walked to the doctor. Rabid. In the snow.
I was also puked on twice. I was like, why does this weird stuff keep happening to me twice?
And, I think I may have been raped by a ghost. I couldn't move, and I wasn't sure if I was awake or not, much like when you try to sleep while you're robotripping. It wasn't exactly rape, I don't remember much of a struggle. But then again, I couldn't move.
And I woke up from this series of dreams, scared, and for some reason imagined what the syphilis fairy might look like, and this scared the hell out of me, so it took me a little while to get back to sleep.
I'm downloading all the comics I'd otherwise have to spend money on.
It's one of those beautiful feelings, like an orgasm.
Where the word beautiful is just in your head.
Or is it just me?
No, Tank Girl feels the same way.
I know this because I downloaded her comics.
And somehow, I managed to get Lance Blastoff and Sin City on accident. Because I'm awesome. I was like, "Is that? Oh my god, it's LANCE BLASTOFF! YES!"
What a wonderful invention.
I had a few disturbing dreams last night. I was bitten by a rabid squirrel twice.
And the first time I was like dying in the bathroom and Peter was there, and he said we had to go to the doctor, so we put the squirrel in a tiny stroller and walked to the doctor. Rabid. In the snow.
I was also puked on twice. I was like, why does this weird stuff keep happening to me twice?
And, I think I may have been raped by a ghost. I couldn't move, and I wasn't sure if I was awake or not, much like when you try to sleep while you're robotripping. It wasn't exactly rape, I don't remember much of a struggle. But then again, I couldn't move.
And I woke up from this series of dreams, scared, and for some reason imagined what the syphilis fairy might look like, and this scared the hell out of me, so it took me a little while to get back to sleep.