Surgery
My surgery was so painful that they gave me a morphine button. It really didn't help, though. They made 4 small incisions on my abdomen and used a small camera to look around inside me while the cut me up even more. They stuck a tube up my pee hole, and it made me fart through my urethra. It hurts to laugh, and they won't give me any more painkillers. Oh well, enough jabbering.