My life is a joke.
Let's count the ways.
1. I have the suckiest job of all time and since I suck as a human being, I'll probably never find a better one.
2. I make next to no money.
3. My bills are all going UP, and I don't have money for them. So I'm completely broke and can't even afford groceries.
4. I'm probably going to keel over dead one of these days from a blood clot in my brain from the birth control I'm taking WHICH ISN'T EVEN CONTROLLING BIRTH BECAUSE I WILL NEVER HAVE SEX.
5. I'm a freaking fat lard and will never change.
6. I have no close relationships.
7. My friends never want to hang out with me, except rare occasions for like 2 hours at a time, and t hus I spend almost all of my time alone wishing I wasn't.
8. I keep spending money on stuff because people talk me into spending it because it supposedly is something I can afford and then lo and behold, no just kidding, you're BROKE and you have to go without BREAD.
9. I can't stop binging because of how much my life SUCKS no matter how much I try to stop. AND OF COURSE I can't afford groceries, so once I eat up every ounce of food in the HOUSE I'm left with nothing. BUT MAYBE I should just never get groceries and starve myself, because then at least I wuoldn't be such a FAT LARD.
10. I have ZERO experience relating to the fields I'd like to work in, not even to be a SECRETARY.
11. I don't even have a nice pair of dress pants because I'm broke and so if I got an interview, i would look like complete trash.
12. Most people think all negative things about me and very little positive.
13. Some of the closest people to me in my life have never even told me they love me.
14. I just hate myself and my life and I'm tired of all of it. I want EVERYTHING TO CHANGE right now. aND IT WON'T.
15. bECAUSE i'M such a fat LARD, I'll never get a boyfriend. Because obviously it's all about sex.
16. And if that wasn't enough, I'm broke and I'm ugly and I'm worthless and a drama queen and annoying and loud and a big jerk and thus I STILL will never get a boyfriend. Because I am unlovable.
1. I have the suckiest job of all time and since I suck as a human being, I'll probably never find a better one.
2. I make next to no money.
3. My bills are all going UP, and I don't have money for them. So I'm completely broke and can't even afford groceries.
4. I'm probably going to keel over dead one of these days from a blood clot in my brain from the birth control I'm taking WHICH ISN'T EVEN CONTROLLING BIRTH BECAUSE I WILL NEVER HAVE SEX.
5. I'm a freaking fat lard and will never change.
6. I have no close relationships.
7. My friends never want to hang out with me, except rare occasions for like 2 hours at a time, and t hus I spend almost all of my time alone wishing I wasn't.
8. I keep spending money on stuff because people talk me into spending it because it supposedly is something I can afford and then lo and behold, no just kidding, you're BROKE and you have to go without BREAD.
9. I can't stop binging because of how much my life SUCKS no matter how much I try to stop. AND OF COURSE I can't afford groceries, so once I eat up every ounce of food in the HOUSE I'm left with nothing. BUT MAYBE I should just never get groceries and starve myself, because then at least I wuoldn't be such a FAT LARD.
10. I have ZERO experience relating to the fields I'd like to work in, not even to be a SECRETARY.
11. I don't even have a nice pair of dress pants because I'm broke and so if I got an interview, i would look like complete trash.
12. Most people think all negative things about me and very little positive.
13. Some of the closest people to me in my life have never even told me they love me.
14. I just hate myself and my life and I'm tired of all of it. I want EVERYTHING TO CHANGE right now. aND IT WON'T.
15. bECAUSE i'M such a fat LARD, I'll never get a boyfriend. Because obviously it's all about sex.
16. And if that wasn't enough, I'm broke and I'm ugly and I'm worthless and a drama queen and annoying and loud and a big jerk and thus I STILL will never get a boyfriend. Because I am unlovable.