Noddin my head like yeah, movin' my hips like yeah.
Not that she needs my help, but people are jumping on the OMG MILEY CYRUS IS A SLUTTY WHOOOOOORE WHO IS GOING TO HELL bandwagon already, and of course without having any real facts, so here, let me give it to you straight up, chilluns.
I watched the Teen Choice Awards.
Miley wore a shirt that covered ALLLLLL of her actual business, but you could see the back of her bra.
Also, short shorts. (She is a teenager. AKA this look is appropriate. If you're over 25, short shorts are inappropriate unless you're a stripper, hooker, or Britney Spears. AKA a stripper with some great new tunes. :)
And now, for the moment everyone is talking about:
I watched this, as I said. First of all, AWESOME NEW SONG. Second of all, does this ACTUALLY in your mind = pole dancing? REALLY?! Have you SEEN anyone pole dance? Because I have, and it doesn't look like that. It usually involves some pelvis-to-pole contact. Am I right?
Also note: this photo was taken at the EXACT moment that she dropped down next to the pole. This lasted like .5 seconds. The rest of the performance, she stood on top of the box and danced, while HOLDING ONTO the pole because the people were pushing her around the stage and she needed to not fall to her death.
K pumpkins? She did not pole dance, she's not a slut, and even if she DOES dress like a slut, she's a flipping teenager. I don't even have teenage daughters, but at least I'm aware of how teenagers dress.
Clearly if you have a problem with Miley Cyrus and would call her a slut or the next Britney Spears, you 1) haven't seen what Britney Spears wore as a teen and compared it to what Miley wears (I have... Britney went above and beyond), 2) are completely unaware of cultural goings-on in America today.
Fin.
Also noteworthy is that both of her parents were in the audience, and both gave her a standing ovation and looked like proud papa and mama. Let them do the parenting; it's their job, not yours.
Now for the enjoyment of people with good taste (aka me), the song Miley was performing while DANCING LIKE A SLUTTY WHORE ::cough cough:: :)
I watched the Teen Choice Awards.
Miley wore a shirt that covered ALLLLLL of her actual business, but you could see the back of her bra.
Also, short shorts. (She is a teenager. AKA this look is appropriate. If you're over 25, short shorts are inappropriate unless you're a stripper, hooker, or Britney Spears. AKA a stripper with some great new tunes. :)
And now, for the moment everyone is talking about:
I watched this, as I said. First of all, AWESOME NEW SONG. Second of all, does this ACTUALLY in your mind = pole dancing? REALLY?! Have you SEEN anyone pole dance? Because I have, and it doesn't look like that. It usually involves some pelvis-to-pole contact. Am I right?
Also note: this photo was taken at the EXACT moment that she dropped down next to the pole. This lasted like .5 seconds. The rest of the performance, she stood on top of the box and danced, while HOLDING ONTO the pole because the people were pushing her around the stage and she needed to not fall to her death.
K pumpkins? She did not pole dance, she's not a slut, and even if she DOES dress like a slut, she's a flipping teenager. I don't even have teenage daughters, but at least I'm aware of how teenagers dress.
Clearly if you have a problem with Miley Cyrus and would call her a slut or the next Britney Spears, you 1) haven't seen what Britney Spears wore as a teen and compared it to what Miley wears (I have... Britney went above and beyond), 2) are completely unaware of cultural goings-on in America today.
Fin.
Also noteworthy is that both of her parents were in the audience, and both gave her a standing ovation and looked like proud papa and mama. Let them do the parenting; it's their job, not yours.
Now for the enjoyment of people with good taste (aka me), the song Miley was performing while DANCING LIKE A SLUTTY WHORE ::cough cough:: :)
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