Prepare for the Fight
LJ, tis been a while. Let's-a chat.
My life is this fucked up teter totter right now. I'm a quasi c-level myspace celebrity, but I'm Oliver Fucking Twist fiscally. We've got offers to write screenplays and make commercials, but really have no time to make anything for myself. I don't want to sound ungrateful, but it's just a position I've never been in. I start working on the next North by Northwest movie tomorrow, but I'm a van driver, which conveniently gives me free time to write the script our boss wants to make.
I've really got the heebies (and to a lesser extent, the jeebies) at the fact that I haven't had a girlfriend in 2 years. I'm not sure what the problem is. I mean, I'm cute enough to kiss, but ugly enough to know I'm not getting it anywhere else. That means I'm a catch, right? I've got more love in me than Bobby Brown's got crack, and I'm just waiting for that special XX chromosome vessel out there to let me spray it all in her face...and some on her back.
I think I don't post so often, 'cause I can never articulate my feelings well enough. Barfy Barf Barf Barf.
My life is this fucked up teter totter right now. I'm a quasi c-level myspace celebrity, but I'm Oliver Fucking Twist fiscally. We've got offers to write screenplays and make commercials, but really have no time to make anything for myself. I don't want to sound ungrateful, but it's just a position I've never been in. I start working on the next North by Northwest movie tomorrow, but I'm a van driver, which conveniently gives me free time to write the script our boss wants to make.
I've really got the heebies (and to a lesser extent, the jeebies) at the fact that I haven't had a girlfriend in 2 years. I'm not sure what the problem is. I mean, I'm cute enough to kiss, but ugly enough to know I'm not getting it anywhere else. That means I'm a catch, right? I've got more love in me than Bobby Brown's got crack, and I'm just waiting for that special XX chromosome vessel out there to let me spray it all in her face...and some on her back.
I think I don't post so often, 'cause I can never articulate my feelings well enough. Barfy Barf Barf Barf.