I had a Dream.......
This has nothing to do with Martin Luther King. Last night i had a dream that i was just sitting at home, watching tv. Suddunly i feel thiristy. I go to stand up, and before i know it, Koolaid bust through my wall, pours me a glass of him, and smiles. I said, "Koolaid what the hell is your problem man." Koolaid looked shocked and said, "i felt you were thirsty." "Well yeah," i say glaring, "but the door is freaking open. Fat Jerk." Koolaid gets mad at me he starts to yell. I yell back, "Shut up or i'll break your butt and cruch every single bit of you in to the ground." Once agian my wall is bashed down by some force. This time its a freaking pirate ship, cap'n curch jumps off yelling, "did someone say cruch" Now i'm just really blaring now, i go to punch cap'n in the face, when out of nowhere the Trix Rabbit and The Lucky Charms Leprchan grab me and hold me back. "Whats wrong me boy'o, you look a little flushed. Hope it's not from searching after me lucky charms." Now this dream is completly screwed up, even asleep i know this. So I do the only smart thing i could think of, called for back up. Tony the Tiger, my one true hero comes out of my closet grabs cap'n crucnh and shoves him in Koolaid. Wacks The Trix Rabbit in the balls and takes a Giant bite out of that little irish fag. They all run off scared, I turn to Tony and say, "thanks brotha, you really are Grrrrrreeeeeeaaaaaattttt." Thats when i wake up. Is that dream not screwed up or what. That is the last time i mix Soul Food and cold cereal together, i'm telling you.
The Jerk