Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I bought porn for
acting_deaf (-10 points). Last month I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Friday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last week I set
fidgetallday's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Sunday I bought porn for
roxy007 (10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-765 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
spideyfreak