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Busy busy busy day at work. Busy busy! One of the phone centers was down this morning, meaning that all the other centers had to get extra calls dumped onto them. Which means I spent the first three hours of my shift taking Tier1 calls, blegh.
Then after our daily Tier2 meeting, I was floorwalking for a half hour to watch the Tier1 nubs until my lunch came. After that, well... I think I had maybe 45 minutes to work on my own tickets. But then I had to go back on floorwalking to cover for supervisors and other meetings and uuuuuuuggggh, here I am. One hour to go. Thursday! Worst day of the week.
They schedule less people on Thursday than any other day. It's a Foot Shooting competition.
But even with all the work, I've had time to steal a survey and quickly scribble out random, nonsensical answers! I must amuse myself somehow, now that Fmylife.com is not loading.
Ganked shamelessly from someone over on OpenDiary.com.
1. What's your favorite take-out?
When it comes to take-out, I like my food like I like my women... Cheap and greasy. Sometimes I get a craving that can only be sated with delicious McNuggets, but most of the time if I want something quick I'll stop by A&W for a teen burger combo (with no cheese). I can't resist a burger with bacon on it.
2. Ever met anyone named Yvonne?
Not yet. But I do have a plan that entails a bottle of ether, a tarp, and a road map to Yvonne Strahovski's home address. Mmm.
3. Do you know what you're going to name your children?
For a boy, Amadeus Thunderdick Carter. For a girl, Foo-Foo Sparklecheeks Carter. If I have any more kids after that, I'll pretty much go by ear.
4. Did you ever wear glasses?
What? Me? Nooooo. I'm violently opposed to, you know, seeing.
5. High School Musical is the best thing since sliced bread, right?
The only good thing to come out of High School Musical are Vanessa Hudgen's breasts.
6. What have you eaten today?
I had a blueberry muffin for breakfast, and a couple of pizza pockets for lunch. Coming to work in the morning sucks all the hunger right out of me. Instead I am nourished by misery!
7. Do you know what the word "ubiquitous" means?
It means YOUR MOM.
8. What does your English teacher look like?
Like a Valkyrie maiden warrior, plucked from the seas of time and space to chaperone the souls of the illiterate to Valhalla.
9. Do you own any ballet flats?
Oh god! I have the most darling pair. They match my new handbag. You should come over, we'll make Cosmos and I can show them off for you!
10. Bright colors are cool, right?
Nothing says classy more than neon pink pants.
11. How's about that fast food?
We went over this already. What are you, retarded? I'm starting to suspect the writer of this survey was in junior high.
12. Is anything on your body itchy right now?
My bawlz.
13. Does your dad have an accent?
Everyone has an accent. There's no 'right' way to talk, we all have differenct dialects. What are you, culturally insensitive? I bite my thumb at you, sir!
14. Does it bother you when people don't differentiate between "your" and "you're"?
Not really, because I'm secure in the knowledge that when the Grammar Apocalypse comes, they will be washed to the underworld in a blood red tide of corrective pen ink.
15. What products do you use in the shower?
Tears of the Innocent shampoo.
16. What was the worst part of your week?
Well, my week hasn't really been bad... Just dull.
17. How long can you run without stopping?
Not very long. But I can pirouette for days.
18. How's your hair right now?
I don't know. Long ago it left me and ran away to Reno with my best friend.
19. What's the best flavor of ice cream?
Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough. Yes, a straight answer for once.
20. Do you like to play solitaire?
In college, I was the Solitaire King. Computers in the classroom was a bad idea.
21. When was the last time you used the restroom?
Wait, what? This is a serious question? Do you want to know the last time I clipped my fingernails too?
22. Have you ever taken a psychology course?
I did take one in college, actually! I thought it was intriguing, but it also had the side effect of convincing me I had every mental issue born to man. Wait. Mental issues aren't born, they just blossom into life. Like a fungus.
23. Has anyone ever called you a prude?
HA!
24. What's your middle name?
Leonard Gordon Worschester Lollipop.
25. What type of guys do you usually go for?
The ones with vaginas.
26. Do you shop at A&F?
No, and if anyone I knew did, then I would bootfuck the douche right outta them.
27. How long is your hair?
WHY ARE WE STILL ON HAIR? FUCK.
28. Iceberg lettuce is gross, right?
Whoever made this doesn't appreciate anything designed for people older than thirteen, obviously. Who hates lettuce? It's good! If you hate iceberg lettuce, you hate our proud farmers. Don't hate them. They have to shovel poo. They have it hard enough.
29. How long has it been since you went for a walk just to go for a walk?
Sometime around the War of 1812, I suppose.
30. When was the last time you talked to a sibling?
When she begged me to put down the knife.
Then after our daily Tier2 meeting, I was floorwalking for a half hour to watch the Tier1 nubs until my lunch came. After that, well... I think I had maybe 45 minutes to work on my own tickets. But then I had to go back on floorwalking to cover for supervisors and other meetings and uuuuuuuggggh, here I am. One hour to go. Thursday! Worst day of the week.
They schedule less people on Thursday than any other day. It's a Foot Shooting competition.
But even with all the work, I've had time to steal a survey and quickly scribble out random, nonsensical answers! I must amuse myself somehow, now that Fmylife.com is not loading.
Ganked shamelessly from someone over on OpenDiary.com.
1. What's your favorite take-out?
When it comes to take-out, I like my food like I like my women... Cheap and greasy. Sometimes I get a craving that can only be sated with delicious McNuggets, but most of the time if I want something quick I'll stop by A&W for a teen burger combo (with no cheese). I can't resist a burger with bacon on it.
2. Ever met anyone named Yvonne?
Not yet. But I do have a plan that entails a bottle of ether, a tarp, and a road map to Yvonne Strahovski's home address. Mmm.
3. Do you know what you're going to name your children?
For a boy, Amadeus Thunderdick Carter. For a girl, Foo-Foo Sparklecheeks Carter. If I have any more kids after that, I'll pretty much go by ear.
4. Did you ever wear glasses?
What? Me? Nooooo. I'm violently opposed to, you know, seeing.
5. High School Musical is the best thing since sliced bread, right?
The only good thing to come out of High School Musical are Vanessa Hudgen's breasts.
6. What have you eaten today?
I had a blueberry muffin for breakfast, and a couple of pizza pockets for lunch. Coming to work in the morning sucks all the hunger right out of me. Instead I am nourished by misery!
7. Do you know what the word "ubiquitous" means?
It means YOUR MOM.
8. What does your English teacher look like?
Like a Valkyrie maiden warrior, plucked from the seas of time and space to chaperone the souls of the illiterate to Valhalla.
9. Do you own any ballet flats?
Oh god! I have the most darling pair. They match my new handbag. You should come over, we'll make Cosmos and I can show them off for you!
10. Bright colors are cool, right?
Nothing says classy more than neon pink pants.
11. How's about that fast food?
We went over this already. What are you, retarded? I'm starting to suspect the writer of this survey was in junior high.
12. Is anything on your body itchy right now?
My bawlz.
13. Does your dad have an accent?
Everyone has an accent. There's no 'right' way to talk, we all have differenct dialects. What are you, culturally insensitive? I bite my thumb at you, sir!
14. Does it bother you when people don't differentiate between "your" and "you're"?
Not really, because I'm secure in the knowledge that when the Grammar Apocalypse comes, they will be washed to the underworld in a blood red tide of corrective pen ink.
15. What products do you use in the shower?
Tears of the Innocent shampoo.
16. What was the worst part of your week?
Well, my week hasn't really been bad... Just dull.
17. How long can you run without stopping?
Not very long. But I can pirouette for days.
18. How's your hair right now?
I don't know. Long ago it left me and ran away to Reno with my best friend.
19. What's the best flavor of ice cream?
Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough. Yes, a straight answer for once.
20. Do you like to play solitaire?
In college, I was the Solitaire King. Computers in the classroom was a bad idea.
21. When was the last time you used the restroom?
Wait, what? This is a serious question? Do you want to know the last time I clipped my fingernails too?
22. Have you ever taken a psychology course?
I did take one in college, actually! I thought it was intriguing, but it also had the side effect of convincing me I had every mental issue born to man. Wait. Mental issues aren't born, they just blossom into life. Like a fungus.
23. Has anyone ever called you a prude?
HA!
24. What's your middle name?
Leonard Gordon Worschester Lollipop.
25. What type of guys do you usually go for?
The ones with vaginas.
26. Do you shop at A&F?
No, and if anyone I knew did, then I would bootfuck the douche right outta them.
27. How long is your hair?
WHY ARE WE STILL ON HAIR? FUCK.
28. Iceberg lettuce is gross, right?
Whoever made this doesn't appreciate anything designed for people older than thirteen, obviously. Who hates lettuce? It's good! If you hate iceberg lettuce, you hate our proud farmers. Don't hate them. They have to shovel poo. They have it hard enough.
29. How long has it been since you went for a walk just to go for a walk?
Sometime around the War of 1812, I suppose.
30. When was the last time you talked to a sibling?
When she begged me to put down the knife.