Morfolk's Pulp Fiction script
This was specifically made for people viewing my youtube video/voice acting sample.
*spanish guitar strings*
*Muerste is breathing heavily after her little rampage upon infiltrating the den*
Geoffrey: *exasperated sigh* "You...
...after killing everyone in this bloody house, you cut off the circulation to all four of my limbs, leaving me paralyzed from the neck down..."
Muerste: "Check out the brain on Geoffrey. How could someone as smart as you be unable to avoid something like this?
...PROBABLY BECAUSE DESPITE YOUR SURNAME, YOU HAVE NO HEART!"
Geoffrey: Listen, poppett, Kali had the ability to control her own fate and what happened to her, she brought on herself and she gave us the information we woulda-"
Muerste: "SHUT THE FUCK UP! There is NOTHING you can DO or SAY that can justify what you had DONE!!!
...you should realize now that there's no talking your way out of this.."
*Muerste rips out a chunk of Geoffrey's hair and he cries out*
"..a little taste of your own medicine"
Geoffrey: "What do you expect to get out of this?"
Muerste: "Shut up!"
*Muerste breathes a little and digs her sharp nails into Geoffrey's shoulders a little..*
Muerste: "..such thick luxuriant tresses.. reduced to bristles..
..Geoffrey,.. when you're not doing such horrifying things to young girls... do you ever get a chance to read the bible?"
Geoffrey: "Yes.. why?"
Muerste: "Well, there's a passage that I've memorized and translated into my native language that seems to fit this occasion: Ezekiel 25:17!"
*Geoffrey starts to recite the opening lines of the english version but Muerste immediately claps her hand over her mouth*
"Not.. a word..
El camino del hombre honrado es sitiado en todas las caras por las injusticias del egoista y la tirania de hombres malvados. Bendecido es ella que en nombre de caridad y de voluntad lleva el debil a traves del valle de la oscuridad. Para ella es verdad el encargado y el buscador de su hermano de almas perdidas. Y pulso abajo sobre tu con GRAN VENGANZA Y COLERA FURIOSA LOS QUE INTENTEN DESTRUIR MIS HERMANOS Y HERMANAS!! Y USTED SABRE QUE MI NOMBRE ES MUERSTE [(not the Lord)] CUANDO PONGO MI VENGANZA SOBRE USTED!!"
*Muerste starts scratching at Geoff's chest*
Geoffrey: "OHH! What the hell are you doing!?"
*Muerste starts ripping at Geoffrey's flesh and he screams in pain..*
Geoffrey: "...HAVE MERCY!!"
*the tearing and screaming continues as Muerste yells "go to hell" repeatedly and "your mother was a whore" in Spanish*
*things die down as Geoffrey is dead and Muerste just rips some more at him a little quieter...*
*she then makes a xylophone out of Geoff's bones and vigorously plays 'La Cucuracha' on it*
Meanwhile, Kali and Ilidith are waiting outside the room for her to come out..
Kali: "How long as she been in there?"
Ilidith: "About an hour."
*The Maple Leaf Rag on piano begins to play from the room for some reason*
Kali: "...What's she doing now?"
Ilidith: "Hold on.. *he looks inside*
..she appears to have invented a musical instrument using Geoffrey's bones and his insides."
Kali: "ugh... this is getting ridiculous.. I'm going to be honest.. I REALLY didn't appreciate what happened to me and I'll take the fact that I'm being avenged as a form of flattery but I would've preferred if she just let you go in, kill everyone the quick way and be done with it."
Ilidith: "She is an interesting girl.."
Kali: ""Interesting" is quite an understatement.."
Ilidith: "..well at least she's playing a catchy tune.."
Kali: "yeah. ..Do you know this song?"
Ilidith: "never heard it before in my life.."
*one of them is humming the tune to his or herself*
"Would you like to dance?"
Kali: "Alright"
*And the couple dances as Muerste plays her corpse piano with rage in the basement!*
*Kali expresses enjoyment in the dance at the end*
*Muerste is heard crying through the door*
Ilidith: "I think we should check on her.."
*Muerste cries while ripping and squeezing whatever is left of Geoffrey, STILL in rage..*
Muerste: "Su MADRE era un puta, su HERMANA era un puta, su PADRE era un puta.. un..
iSU FAMILIA ENTERA CHUPE COJONES!!"
..fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you...
..boo-hoo, didn't get a beautiful niece-in-law.. and I don't care if your lousy shit of a nephew died!! (Geoffrey's nephew was in love with Kali at one point but got killed by Ilidith trying to kill her)
Ilidith (coming to Muerste to comfort her as she cries): "Muerste! Muerste! Muerste.. calm down.. calm down... it's over.. it's okay.. it's all over.. just calm down.. take a deep breath...."
*Kali comes down and reacts in shock seeing what has happened*
Muerste: "Kali, please bear with me. I know what you're thinking. It probably hurts me more than it hurt you. I just hope you're ok."
Kali: "I'm alright"
Muerste: "Um.. could you.. um.. *opens arms for a hug*"
Ilidith: "Go on."
Kali: "Ilidith! She's covered in blood!"
Ilidith: "She's just a scared little girl underneath it all! Look at her! She needs a hug!"
Kali: *sighs* *opens arms for hug* "Come here"
*they hug*
Muerste: "gracias.."
Kali (as they hug): "it's ok.. it's all over... it'll grow back...
...wait a minute. How does this even make sense?"
Muerste: "well, I've always looked at long hair as a symbol of comfort and-"
Kali: "I figured that. It's just.. how does this fit with the plot of the story?"
Muerste: "It's not supposed to. You see, my creator was just paying homage to a scene from 'Pulp Fiction' while at the same time, using this as a way to channel her explosive anger and to push the envelope on her voice acting."
Kali: "oh.. I see. Doesn't this freak out my creator?
Muerste: "No, she's actually happy that the outline has moved Mina so much."
Kali: "Really? ...Although I can the reaction my creator will get once Mina reads the detailed version."
Muerste: "Si, should be quite interesting."
Kali: "Although, I must say, I do think that she will have to stick it out once Whitney (Nancy's real name) publishes the full version and all. I mean... I just think it's silly to let just that scene alone ruin the whole story."
Muerste: "Well, they're working on it together and she'll probably get over it. I mean, if not for her, I mean, at least she should do it for her best friend, you know?"
Kali: "Plus, you never know, my hair my grow an inch or so in time for the wedding."
Muerste: "Mm.. Say, am I invited?"
Kali: "Well.. uh.."
Ilidith: "It's going to be a small wedding but, we'll let you know."
Muerste: "I understand, just be sure to at least send pictures. It was nice meeting you both. Adios!"
The End
*spanish guitar strings*
*Muerste is breathing heavily after her little rampage upon infiltrating the den*
Geoffrey: *exasperated sigh* "You...
...after killing everyone in this bloody house, you cut off the circulation to all four of my limbs, leaving me paralyzed from the neck down..."
Muerste: "Check out the brain on Geoffrey. How could someone as smart as you be unable to avoid something like this?
...PROBABLY BECAUSE DESPITE YOUR SURNAME, YOU HAVE NO HEART!"
Geoffrey: Listen, poppett, Kali had the ability to control her own fate and what happened to her, she brought on herself and she gave us the information we woulda-"
Muerste: "SHUT THE FUCK UP! There is NOTHING you can DO or SAY that can justify what you had DONE!!!
...you should realize now that there's no talking your way out of this.."
*Muerste rips out a chunk of Geoffrey's hair and he cries out*
"..a little taste of your own medicine"
Geoffrey: "What do you expect to get out of this?"
Muerste: "Shut up!"
*Muerste breathes a little and digs her sharp nails into Geoffrey's shoulders a little..*
Muerste: "..such thick luxuriant tresses.. reduced to bristles..
..Geoffrey,.. when you're not doing such horrifying things to young girls... do you ever get a chance to read the bible?"
Geoffrey: "Yes.. why?"
Muerste: "Well, there's a passage that I've memorized and translated into my native language that seems to fit this occasion: Ezekiel 25:17!"
*Geoffrey starts to recite the opening lines of the english version but Muerste immediately claps her hand over her mouth*
"Not.. a word..
El camino del hombre honrado es sitiado en todas las caras por las injusticias del egoista y la tirania de hombres malvados. Bendecido es ella que en nombre de caridad y de voluntad lleva el debil a traves del valle de la oscuridad. Para ella es verdad el encargado y el buscador de su hermano de almas perdidas. Y pulso abajo sobre tu con GRAN VENGANZA Y COLERA FURIOSA LOS QUE INTENTEN DESTRUIR MIS HERMANOS Y HERMANAS!! Y USTED SABRE QUE MI NOMBRE ES MUERSTE [(not the Lord)] CUANDO PONGO MI VENGANZA SOBRE USTED!!"
*Muerste starts scratching at Geoff's chest*
Geoffrey: "OHH! What the hell are you doing!?"
*Muerste starts ripping at Geoffrey's flesh and he screams in pain..*
Geoffrey: "...HAVE MERCY!!"
*the tearing and screaming continues as Muerste yells "go to hell" repeatedly and "your mother was a whore" in Spanish*
*things die down as Geoffrey is dead and Muerste just rips some more at him a little quieter...*
*she then makes a xylophone out of Geoff's bones and vigorously plays 'La Cucuracha' on it*
Meanwhile, Kali and Ilidith are waiting outside the room for her to come out..
Kali: "How long as she been in there?"
Ilidith: "About an hour."
*The Maple Leaf Rag on piano begins to play from the room for some reason*
Kali: "...What's she doing now?"
Ilidith: "Hold on.. *he looks inside*
..she appears to have invented a musical instrument using Geoffrey's bones and his insides."
Kali: "ugh... this is getting ridiculous.. I'm going to be honest.. I REALLY didn't appreciate what happened to me and I'll take the fact that I'm being avenged as a form of flattery but I would've preferred if she just let you go in, kill everyone the quick way and be done with it."
Ilidith: "She is an interesting girl.."
Kali: ""Interesting" is quite an understatement.."
Ilidith: "..well at least she's playing a catchy tune.."
Kali: "yeah. ..Do you know this song?"
Ilidith: "never heard it before in my life.."
*one of them is humming the tune to his or herself*
"Would you like to dance?"
Kali: "Alright"
*And the couple dances as Muerste plays her corpse piano with rage in the basement!*
*Kali expresses enjoyment in the dance at the end*
*Muerste is heard crying through the door*
Ilidith: "I think we should check on her.."
*Muerste cries while ripping and squeezing whatever is left of Geoffrey, STILL in rage..*
Muerste: "Su MADRE era un puta, su HERMANA era un puta, su PADRE era un puta.. un..
iSU FAMILIA ENTERA CHUPE COJONES!!"
..fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you...
..boo-hoo, didn't get a beautiful niece-in-law.. and I don't care if your lousy shit of a nephew died!! (Geoffrey's nephew was in love with Kali at one point but got killed by Ilidith trying to kill her)
Ilidith (coming to Muerste to comfort her as she cries): "Muerste! Muerste! Muerste.. calm down.. calm down... it's over.. it's okay.. it's all over.. just calm down.. take a deep breath...."
*Kali comes down and reacts in shock seeing what has happened*
Muerste: "Kali, please bear with me. I know what you're thinking. It probably hurts me more than it hurt you. I just hope you're ok."
Kali: "I'm alright"
Muerste: "Um.. could you.. um.. *opens arms for a hug*"
Ilidith: "Go on."
Kali: "Ilidith! She's covered in blood!"
Ilidith: "She's just a scared little girl underneath it all! Look at her! She needs a hug!"
Kali: *sighs* *opens arms for hug* "Come here"
*they hug*
Muerste: "gracias.."
Kali (as they hug): "it's ok.. it's all over... it'll grow back...
...wait a minute. How does this even make sense?"
Muerste: "well, I've always looked at long hair as a symbol of comfort and-"
Kali: "I figured that. It's just.. how does this fit with the plot of the story?"
Muerste: "It's not supposed to. You see, my creator was just paying homage to a scene from 'Pulp Fiction' while at the same time, using this as a way to channel her explosive anger and to push the envelope on her voice acting."
Kali: "oh.. I see. Doesn't this freak out my creator?
Muerste: "No, she's actually happy that the outline has moved Mina so much."
Kali: "Really? ...Although I can the reaction my creator will get once Mina reads the detailed version."
Muerste: "Si, should be quite interesting."
Kali: "Although, I must say, I do think that she will have to stick it out once Whitney (Nancy's real name) publishes the full version and all. I mean... I just think it's silly to let just that scene alone ruin the whole story."
Muerste: "Well, they're working on it together and she'll probably get over it. I mean, if not for her, I mean, at least she should do it for her best friend, you know?"
Kali: "Plus, you never know, my hair my grow an inch or so in time for the wedding."
Muerste: "Mm.. Say, am I invited?"
Kali: "Well.. uh.."
Ilidith: "It's going to be a small wedding but, we'll let you know."
Muerste: "I understand, just be sure to at least send pictures. It was nice meeting you both. Adios!"
The End