Home, sweet home...
Holy poo poo.
Guys and gals, I've been gone for like approximately so long that my sentence structure has broken and collapsed. Forgive my fingers, but typing things that don't make sense just seems a lot funnier to them. TRUST ME, THEY'RE LAUGHING!
Seriously though, I haven't updated in forever. Jaykay again, but it's been years. Jaykay a second time, it's only been a bunch of days. Those days were so action packed that my memory is faded and I cannot type them up.
That's just a lame excuse my fingers like to give because A)they are too fat and lazy to type two hundred and forty bamillion pages worth of outstanding detail and B) .
Ha. Ha. Are you laughing yet? LAUGHING TO THE BANK?!? Do you remember the television show "Bonkers?" Good.
I do remember everything. I've been having the time of my life since I got home. Among other things, I live for the summer. It all got started when Julie came up after my exams were over with and we went to Disney together.
That's me ditching some punk a-word Storm Trooper on the forest moon of Endor.
Needless to say, Disney + Julie = Unforgettable.
Well, eventually, we had to come home. My job hunt began. I turned in applications at tres diggerent (yes, I meant the gees) locations: Carlton Cards, Aeropostale, and R.J. Gator's. Each place sounded eager to have me, but R.J. Gator's was the quickest in the West. Ok, forget the whole timeline of events for a minute and let me tell you a story. R.J. Gator's took my application and said "hey, how about you come in tomorrow and we'll give you an interview." I jumped all over that, but when I got there, they had lost my application! "Dun, dun, DUUUUUUUUN" is right Li'l Timmy. I filled out another one and then had a pretty decent interview. It was so decent that she told me to come in for a second interview. Well, two days later, I come in for that magical second interview and bop-shoo-bop-rama-lama-ding-dong, the dude was in a conference call. I waited around for an hour to no avail. Turns out, he left after his call. So, I had to come back the next day. I came back and had another chill interview with him (I even revealed that, at one time, I climbed into the dark recesses of a dryer) and he said he'd set me up for a drug screening on Monday. Well, I go in on Monday, he tells me where this drug screening place is, and I'm on my way. Unfortunately, I peed when I woke up, so I had to like strain myself to fill the cup to the black line. Basically, I felt so awkward carrying my pee around in a cup. I washed my hands and left. On the Wednesday that R.J. Gator's was supposed to get my results and call me, they didn't call. I waited another day or so, but still didn't get a call. Eventually, I got fed up and called them. They said "hey guy, someone comes in at 3 today and we'll make calls." Phew, what a relief. A few more days passed and it started to seem that if my nipples were limits, R.J. Gator's would be pushing my nipples. I called again. This time, I spoke with my manager and he said that someone would be in to make calls. He even took my cell phone number and told me when I would get a call around. The time came and went that afternoon. I sort of figured it was hopeless. That was yesterday. Well, out of the blue this morning, they call and tell me to come in for my training schedule. Victory at last! Of course, I got a pretty lame schedule. I guess that's what training is all about. I do get to train with Ally though, so Saturday should be cool. Ummm...the end.
Oh yeah, back to the timeline. Let's see, I've chilled out at the malls with David. That's always a good time. I picked up a stranded David after his car accident. That was an adventure in it's own right. I almost got swindled into preordering an Xbox 2 with David. I saw "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" with David. Hilarious. Haha, I tricked people at the mall to order sushi with David. I went on a quest for Chewbacca suits with David. Good times with that David guy.
On a more recent note, band banquet was pretty awesome. Julie, my date, was radiant. Actually, that doesn't even begin to describe how good she looked. Heh, I couldn't stop lookin' at her when she walked out into the living room. Anyways, we enjoyed ourselves. Afterwards, we left to go show my parents how prettyful her and I clean up. A good family friend was over my house that I hadn't seen in a long time. Julie and I danced lounged out in my living room and then we went to get some food. We both kinda wished that the night weren't over, or that time could slow down, especially when I dropped her off. I walked her to her door and told her, very loudly, that I love her. Heh, unforgettable.♥
Chillin' at my house has been a blast too. Since my mommy still hasn't gone back to work, we sit around and watch soap operas together. I love bothering my sister. I'm pretty sure she loves it too, but only because she hasn't gotten enough of it recently. My papa constantly tells me that it's good to have me home and I agree, it's good to be here.
Today was great. I picked Julie up from school and after I got my work schedule sorted out, we watched "Smallville" together. I had chili for dinner. Somehow, my parents make it better than I do, so I scarfed like 8 bowls down. Some of you may be excited to hear that we have our first tropical depression of the season out there already. It's unlikely that it'll make landfall here, but it is lookin' to ruin this weekend. After dinner, I hung out with Fabrizzio and David. We saw "Mindhunters." It was decent, more fun to make fun of than it is to watch. Clematis soon followed. Without thinking, I decided to walk across the fountains. Yeah, I got pretty wet, but it was fun.
It is so good to be home.
"Fare thee well, dear skimboard. To the sands of Kokomo with you..."
Guys and gals, I've been gone for like approximately so long that my sentence structure has broken and collapsed. Forgive my fingers, but typing things that don't make sense just seems a lot funnier to them. TRUST ME, THEY'RE LAUGHING!
Seriously though, I haven't updated in forever. Jaykay again, but it's been years. Jaykay a second time, it's only been a bunch of days. Those days were so action packed that my memory is faded and I cannot type them up.
That's just a lame excuse my fingers like to give because A)they are too fat and lazy to type two hundred and forty bamillion pages worth of outstanding detail and B) .
Ha. Ha. Are you laughing yet? LAUGHING TO THE BANK?!? Do you remember the television show "Bonkers?" Good.
I do remember everything. I've been having the time of my life since I got home. Among other things, I live for the summer. It all got started when Julie came up after my exams were over with and we went to Disney together.
That's me ditching some punk a-word Storm Trooper on the forest moon of Endor.
Needless to say, Disney + Julie = Unforgettable.
Well, eventually, we had to come home. My job hunt began. I turned in applications at tres diggerent (yes, I meant the gees) locations: Carlton Cards, Aeropostale, and R.J. Gator's. Each place sounded eager to have me, but R.J. Gator's was the quickest in the West. Ok, forget the whole timeline of events for a minute and let me tell you a story. R.J. Gator's took my application and said "hey, how about you come in tomorrow and we'll give you an interview." I jumped all over that, but when I got there, they had lost my application! "Dun, dun, DUUUUUUUUN" is right Li'l Timmy. I filled out another one and then had a pretty decent interview. It was so decent that she told me to come in for a second interview. Well, two days later, I come in for that magical second interview and bop-shoo-bop-rama-lama-ding-dong, the dude was in a conference call. I waited around for an hour to no avail. Turns out, he left after his call. So, I had to come back the next day. I came back and had another chill interview with him (I even revealed that, at one time, I climbed into the dark recesses of a dryer) and he said he'd set me up for a drug screening on Monday. Well, I go in on Monday, he tells me where this drug screening place is, and I'm on my way. Unfortunately, I peed when I woke up, so I had to like strain myself to fill the cup to the black line. Basically, I felt so awkward carrying my pee around in a cup. I washed my hands and left. On the Wednesday that R.J. Gator's was supposed to get my results and call me, they didn't call. I waited another day or so, but still didn't get a call. Eventually, I got fed up and called them. They said "hey guy, someone comes in at 3 today and we'll make calls." Phew, what a relief. A few more days passed and it started to seem that if my nipples were limits, R.J. Gator's would be pushing my nipples. I called again. This time, I spoke with my manager and he said that someone would be in to make calls. He even took my cell phone number and told me when I would get a call around. The time came and went that afternoon. I sort of figured it was hopeless. That was yesterday. Well, out of the blue this morning, they call and tell me to come in for my training schedule. Victory at last! Of course, I got a pretty lame schedule. I guess that's what training is all about. I do get to train with Ally though, so Saturday should be cool. Ummm...the end.
Oh yeah, back to the timeline. Let's see, I've chilled out at the malls with David. That's always a good time. I picked up a stranded David after his car accident. That was an adventure in it's own right. I almost got swindled into preordering an Xbox 2 with David. I saw "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" with David. Hilarious. Haha, I tricked people at the mall to order sushi with David. I went on a quest for Chewbacca suits with David. Good times with that David guy.
On a more recent note, band banquet was pretty awesome. Julie, my date, was radiant. Actually, that doesn't even begin to describe how good she looked. Heh, I couldn't stop lookin' at her when she walked out into the living room. Anyways, we enjoyed ourselves. Afterwards, we left to go show my parents how prettyful her and I clean up. A good family friend was over my house that I hadn't seen in a long time. Julie and I danced lounged out in my living room and then we went to get some food. We both kinda wished that the night weren't over, or that time could slow down, especially when I dropped her off. I walked her to her door and told her, very loudly, that I love her. Heh, unforgettable.♥
Chillin' at my house has been a blast too. Since my mommy still hasn't gone back to work, we sit around and watch soap operas together. I love bothering my sister. I'm pretty sure she loves it too, but only because she hasn't gotten enough of it recently. My papa constantly tells me that it's good to have me home and I agree, it's good to be here.
Today was great. I picked Julie up from school and after I got my work schedule sorted out, we watched "Smallville" together. I had chili for dinner. Somehow, my parents make it better than I do, so I scarfed like 8 bowls down. Some of you may be excited to hear that we have our first tropical depression of the season out there already. It's unlikely that it'll make landfall here, but it is lookin' to ruin this weekend. After dinner, I hung out with Fabrizzio and David. We saw "Mindhunters." It was decent, more fun to make fun of than it is to watch. Clematis soon followed. Without thinking, I decided to walk across the fountains. Yeah, I got pretty wet, but it was fun.
It is so good to be home.
"Fare thee well, dear skimboard. To the sands of Kokomo with you..."