Hepburn Legacy 2.1
{{44 Images ahead. Warnings: Language, Monsters, and Vanity.}}
Last time we were gathered around this sad excuse for a Legacy we saw Eilowyn get rejected and rejected and then eventually settle for a guy named Knut. Thrilling, mirite?
We open today's chapter with a new house! It's like the first one I have ever built all by myself and I have to say I am pretty durn proud.
Eilowyn: AHHHHHH!
Knut: Keep it down! Your screams made me cut my precious finger.
Yay baby! Singular! NOT PLURAL! I had an awful feeling that she was going to have twins. I am so glad I was wrong about that.
Boo on lack of genetic diversity.
Eilowyn: What do I call it?
spiderylace : Uhm. Its a boy and his name is Taran.
Knut: HALP! This toilet won't let me go see my first born, way over there!
Knut: Wow. I sure do wish I could turn around and walk over to my son.
And I kid you not. 2 Minutes after giving birth Eilowyn goes to work. That's what I call dedication.
Oh no. The first Hepburn Legacy fire.
Knut: SAVE THE TURKEYYYY!
spiderylace : And your kid?
Knut: What kid?
spiderylace : *facepalm*
Woot woooot!
**AND NOW THE HEPBURN'S PROUDLY PRESENT: BEING GOOD PARENTS!**
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spiderylace : *ehem*
Knut: Hm?
spiderylace : Taran is crying. You may want to go fix that.
Knut: Mhmm.
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spiderylace : GO!!!!
Knut: Green plus green equals goooood.
O____O
Taran: Why you suckzors at being dadz?
Knut: No comprende.
Knut: Mmm. Baby, your as thin as a crisp paper simoleon.
Later on that night...
Eilowyn: Ya know baby. I think you have some real nice junk in your trunk.
spiderylace : The art of dirty talking a Hepburn.
Knut: Mmm. My fiance is so sexy.
Eilowyn: I am so damn sexy.
And the whiniest baby in the world award goes to TARAN HEPBURN!
STFU!
Eilowyn: I wonder if I could have WooHoo on this nasty toilet.
Taran: I smellz so bad. Toxic green fumes of death eatin meeeeee aliveeee!
Eilowyn: Whatever. Babies totally did not come from WooHoo.
spiderylace : Yup. This is what happens when you have WooHoo.
Eilowyn: Hah. You're funny.
Like Mother like Son!
Like Chef like....coworker??
AHHHH! MONSTER!
Taran: Love me!
Knut: Uhh...I'm going to go watch wrestling.
Eilowyn: I'm going to....to.....stare at myself.
Joy Knight: Wut? Where's everybody goin??
Taran: PLAY WITH ME! WHY DO YOU LEAVEZ ME!?!
Eilowyn: Err...You stay right here. Out of sight, out of mind!
Eilowyn: DUUUDE! I have done it again! I am so hardcore.
spiderylace : Knut helped a little.
Eilowyn: Nope. Totally all me.
If we can't make him pretty, at least we can try and hide some of the ugly.
GO SIR KNUTON!
Shotgun Weddings FTW.
Eilowyn: OH MY GOD! I CREATED A PIXIE THIS TIME! PIXIE DUST FTW!
Taran: FEED ME BEFORE I SMASH MY HULK FIST INTO YOUR FETUSIZED BELLY!
Eilowyn: What was that? Did I hear a child I forgot existed calling out to me?
Taran: I WILL DESTROY YOU PARASITE!
Eilowyn: What was that? Mary Poppins is on?
EPIC FAIL!
spiderylace : YEAH! I'd be making that face too Eilowyn. WHY CANT WE HAVE DIVERSITY IN THIS FAMILY!
Eilowyn: What do I call it?
spiderylace : *sigh* It's a girl....and you can call her Amelia.
Sir Knuton befriends the monster and officially wins the Best Parent award for remembering the kids.
spiderylace : D: ITS THE RETURN OF KIM!
Eilowyn: KIM!?!
spiderylace : NO! uh uh...the return of Tim...the timbleweeds.
He is cuter!
Taran: I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYY!
Eilowyn: UGH! He's SOOO UGLY! Can't we just stick him in a cage.
spiderylace : Uhm. But Eilo he is like 10x better than tot years.
Eilowyn: Whatever! He sucks!
Taran: I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY!
WTFF! Kim invited herself to tear up more furniture for Old Times Sake.
Kim: RAWRR! WILD MONGOOSE ATTACK!
spiderylace : Who ya painting there Eilowyn?
Eilowyn: The baddest mutha fuckin bitch evaaa!
spiderylace : Mk. *walks away*
And I leave you with baby number two's birthday bash.
WILL AMELIA BE A MONSTER TOO??
WILL KIM GET NOTICED?
WILL TARAN EVER BE ACCEPTED??
Stay Tuned, lol.