To the Highly Competent Metro State Staff:
Remember when you lost my official transcript that Normandale mailed you?
Remember how I took time off work, paid $15 for a rush and picked up my transcript and HAND DELIVERED it to the friendly gum snapping blonde in the admissions office and you lost it AGAIN?
I forgave you, I did.
I tried to apply online today, but your server is down.
I called the Admissions Office phone number to schedule an appointment and the number is disconnected.
I tried to go to your school, I gave you a 2nd, 3rd, 4th chance..but alas, you suck.
Remember how I took time off work, paid $15 for a rush and picked up my transcript and HAND DELIVERED it to the friendly gum snapping blonde in the admissions office and you lost it AGAIN?
I forgave you, I did.
I tried to apply online today, but your server is down.
I called the Admissions Office phone number to schedule an appointment and the number is disconnected.
I tried to go to your school, I gave you a 2nd, 3rd, 4th chance..but alas, you suck.