Ode to the insurance processor
Today I am adjudicating claims to become more familiar with Flexible Spending Accounts.
I HATE:
1. Math.
2. Paper cuts.
3. Receipts from Wal-Mart.
4. People who think highlighting something before you fax it is a good idea. Okay, actually that's kind of funny.
THANK GOD this is not my job. Insurance processors of the world, you are a brave and tenacious crowd. I marvel at your attention span and the agility of which your fingertips race across the calculator. And I hope you get paid millions of dollars, cuz holy shit, this is boring.
I HATE:
1. Math.
2. Paper cuts.
3. Receipts from Wal-Mart.
4. People who think highlighting something before you fax it is a good idea. Okay, actually that's kind of funny.
THANK GOD this is not my job. Insurance processors of the world, you are a brave and tenacious crowd. I marvel at your attention span and the agility of which your fingertips race across the calculator. And I hope you get paid millions of dollars, cuz holy shit, this is boring.