I am a danger to myself and others
Today I:
Fell and twisted my ankle pretty badly
Managed to spill milk all over the place where the trays go in the dining hall
Missed my mouth whilst drinking a glass of water
Subsequently knocked over said glass of water on to my computer cable
Spilt ramen noodle soup all over my carpet
Fell over while using the restroom
Hit my elbow on the top of my bed once (don't even ask)
Hit my head on the top of my bed twice
Dropped my computer on the floor
I've also been running a low-grade fever all day and it's been really really hot so that's been great!
I also keep having freaky-as-hell dreams, which means I'm not really sleeping because as soon as I do doze off I dream about nuclear wastelands and friends killing me and all that lovely stuff. There are things I can take for this, but if I take them then I won't be able to get up in the morning without some serious groggy-brain.
I also have spent the past six hours attempting to write what should be a two-page paper. It's not, by the way. Two pages that is. It's about four. This is because I have problems with brevity and I am compulsively thorough with my writing.
Seriously, how can you expect anyone to write anything worth reading in 1-2 pages? This is where everyone tells me I'm a crazy windbag y/y?
Fell and twisted my ankle pretty badly
Managed to spill milk all over the place where the trays go in the dining hall
Missed my mouth whilst drinking a glass of water
Subsequently knocked over said glass of water on to my computer cable
Spilt ramen noodle soup all over my carpet
Fell over while using the restroom
Hit my elbow on the top of my bed once (don't even ask)
Hit my head on the top of my bed twice
Dropped my computer on the floor
I've also been running a low-grade fever all day and it's been really really hot so that's been great!
I also keep having freaky-as-hell dreams, which means I'm not really sleeping because as soon as I do doze off I dream about nuclear wastelands and friends killing me and all that lovely stuff. There are things I can take for this, but if I take them then I won't be able to get up in the morning without some serious groggy-brain.
I also have spent the past six hours attempting to write what should be a two-page paper. It's not, by the way. Two pages that is. It's about four. This is because I have problems with brevity and I am compulsively thorough with my writing.
Seriously, how can you expect anyone to write anything worth reading in 1-2 pages? This is where everyone tells me I'm a crazy windbag y/y?