my name is edmond, and i like to fart

[spidermundo]

in front of evelyn. i used to be really shy and embarrassed about it, despite the fact that she farts in her sleep, but now theres no stopping me. im a farting madman. my current goal is to fart on her by placing my buttcheeks directly on her the next time i need to pass. sometimes i can even fart out melodic pitches. i like to think that im

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[lia_antimony]

Ew, Edmond. Ew.

Lotsa luck? [nt]

[lamentalist]

nt = nautical tunes