today
i was at costo, and this kid was pushin the cart for i think his mom and he was short and headin right towards me. i wasn't sure what to do. i was thinkin about achieving high speed and high jump, and before i reached the ground, the kid would have been drop kicked and the mom would have been slap kicked. then i would have proceeded to yell "let freedom ring!!!!!!!!!!!" whilst escaping on a 'razor.' but then i thought... 'why. would i do that. that's just plain nonsense.'
i told my mom about how my 8th grade teacher lived near or knew "carl karcher," the carl's jr guy. and i remember mah teacher 'mrs boucher' whom EVERYONE called "mrs BOW-CHURR" told us that he was really prayerful, and one time he was in church praying, and someone wanted to talk to him and he like waved them away or did the "one moment please" hand signal. and my mom said "like he was saying 'don't bother me, i'm praying.'" and i laughed at that, even though i'm pretty sure she doesn't know about those "calm her shells."
somethin hiLARious happened about 10 minutes ago. but you had to be there. so forget about it.
you'll never know how much i punch you.
SIGH!
i told my mom about how my 8th grade teacher lived near or knew "carl karcher," the carl's jr guy. and i remember mah teacher 'mrs boucher' whom EVERYONE called "mrs BOW-CHURR" told us that he was really prayerful, and one time he was in church praying, and someone wanted to talk to him and he like waved them away or did the "one moment please" hand signal. and my mom said "like he was saying 'don't bother me, i'm praying.'" and i laughed at that, even though i'm pretty sure she doesn't know about those "calm her shells."
somethin hiLARious happened about 10 minutes ago. but you had to be there. so forget about it.
you'll never know how much i punch you.
SIGH!