Wow, it's a meme like in the old days!
I write like
Chuck Palahniuk
I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!
Three of my stories gave me this answer, but another two gave me James Joyce and one of them James Fenimore Hooper, who I had to Google o.O last few livejournal posts were James Joyce again, Stephen King, H.P Lovecraft, J.K Rowling and Vladimir Nabokov o_____O it was different for literally every post. Weird.