The Turtle Journal (2)
(The next part too The Turtle Journal :D our crack fic idea = 3=~~~ )
Monday 15th August 2011
It was the light that woke me up in the morning. Opening my little eyes, I was blinded by the light spilling through the curtains. I guess it was Bakanishi who opened them, I mean who else would it have been? Yawning, well I wouldnt call it a yawn, more of a conession of opening my mouth and making a few strange noises that were never available to my voice box as a human, I looked around Jin's bedroom. I'd been in it before but when your suddenly under 2ft tall EVERYTHING looks different. Even his slippers looked like boats. "There's a turtle." The annoying quick voice was back. "There's a turtle."
I glared at the small goldfish staring at me from its bowl on Jin's bedside cabinet. Why someone would actually put a fish bowl on where you sit a glass full of water at night I will never know. "Yes you see a turtle. Now Can you shut up?" I squeaked rather annoyed. There was a paused for about 3 seconds and then. "Theres a turtle."
I slowly turned away from the fish, seeing as I wasnt going to get anywhere. Now I was facing the open door of a bathroom where steam was cascading from into the room. I could hear Jin's voice dully. Then all of a sudden a low rumble shook through my shell. I was hungry. REALLY hungry. Usually in the morning, images of bacon, eggs and other american breakfast items filled my mind, but this morning my mind was ambushed by leaves and other greeny like plants. Bleck.
Slowly I lifted one of my now stumpy little green legs and made an attempt to move. It was slower than I'd ever seen an actual turtle move. Maybe Kami-sama ( Or Voldemort) really hated me. Eventually after about 10 minutes I reached the edge of the dresser and looked down. Now this was the real challenge. Getting down.
"Theres a turtle." I have no idea why, but this time the voic really pissed me off. "Will you PLEASE shut the fu-ahhhh!!!"
I turned too fast and suddenly the ground was racing towards me. I didnt know what to do so I stuck my head inside my shell and squeezed my eyes shut. 'Im gonna die.!" I cried in my head.
There was a small crack and then alot of rotating and eventually I stopped. Trembling inside my shell, I could hear the hiss of the water from the shower. It was much louder now and the room temperature had drasticly increased. I didnt realise at that point I had rolled all the way into the bathroom. Only when I poked my litting green head out.. Thats when I saw something that would make fangirls scream and groupies faint....
Jin Akanishi.
Completely....
Butt Naked...
Front on..
Something just cant be unseen..... even by a turtle.
And the worst thing was.... I couldnt move my eyes away from his lower area. It's not as if I wanted to look... It was more or less there was nothing else to look at.
Again.. If a turtle could blush. And thats when he glanced down and saw me.
By instinct I began to babble on and try to explain why I was in his bathroom and closing my eyes. But all that came out of my mouth were squeeks and squaks.
Then a moment of realisation.... I was a turtle... an innocent little turtle... that could stare at Jin all I wanted and there would be nothing wrong... hehehehehe...
While these thought roamed my head, two warm hands picked me up and suddenly I was a long way off the ground. A huge Jin head held me infront of it. "Well hey there Kame-chan~"
He smiled brightly. Even though his smile was creepily huge. It was still kawaii~ "How did you get in here?" He stroked one of his fingers gently across my head. It felt really nice so gently I nuzzled it. This made him giggle. "Ah so kawaii~ unlike the real Kame." He pouted and sat down in the bath crosslegged. "The real Kame is too serious and moany. And he complains about EVERY little thing that I do wrong! Also he he is bossy and mean....."
A pain shot through my little turtle chest. Ouch.. Jin really thought that about me? I dont know why it hurt me so much, but it did.
"But... he is also kind and thoughtfull." To my surprise Jin continued, but this time his voice was lower and husky. Very sexy... well.... a little. ~cough~
"He makes sure that everything is okay, he is also very strong and fit.." I could be mistaken, but I swear at that moment Jin's soft cheeks flushed red in a blush. But I could have just been the heat of the shower. "Ne~ Kame-Chan." He held my infront of his face and looked at me hard. "I'll tell you a secret~ But you have to swear not to tell anyone, okay?"
Was Jin really this stupid, of course I wouldnt tell anyone... HOW could I tell anyone? I couldnt speak to humans... and of course the glodfish would just forget...
" I think.." A smile spread across his plump lips. "I think that I might be falling for-"
Just at that moment, A lound ring echoed through the house. And now this image will be burned in my memory probably forever. Jin stood up and before I knew it, his crotch was in my small green face. I swear I turned I red. Not kidding. It was there.... plain as day. Sitting smack bang infront of my face. If only I could stay there just a little bit longer.
Tonight would be a great sleep.... A VERY great sleep~
- KAMENASHI KAZUYA