Oct 01, 2005 02:29
How to date a Bazillionare and fail:
1: Wear a nice simple black dress and heels. (And of course have the costume in purse supercompacted ((Thank you unstable molecule costumes)).) and get splashed by a bus a QUARTER block from the resturant. (Oh and of course you've not accepted to have a limo pick you up earlier cause you didnt wnat to be any trouble. Thats always a helper.)
2: End up finding a store to buy a new dress and change in it (Must remember to send them a card, such nice people). Get to the resturant late.
3: Get so nervous at trying to explain you shoot a strand of webbing into the menu.
4: Finally get calmed down and then get recognized by a former customer at the strip club you worked at a few years ago.
5: Have it revealed your stagename was Mistress of the Vampires.
6: Revel in your lack of culture!
7: Have it come out in conversation that because you're a clone you are technically only 5 years old. Thats always fun.
8: Be so much in Civilian Mode you forget to dodge the man that falls towards you. Tearing the new dress.
Although. Having him help out to stop a baddie after dessert was pretty cool.
Definately decided we're just friends.
After the sex though. :D!