Ever get the feeling something's trying to tell you somebody?

Jun 29, 2011 12:29

It's Kitchen!Fail at the Web Garden!

Yesterday I was getting something out of an extremely piled overhead cupboard and a plate and a bowl slipped out and broke all over the kitchen floor. Fortunately, no casualties except crockery.

Today, evidently I closed the refrigerator door a bit too vehemently and the cubby containing my plastic bread proofing buckets came crashing down to the floor. No casualties except the cubby.

Also, I have a beautiful bronze gargoyle-head wall-mounted bottle opener (a gift from lamia_prime THANK YOU HONEY IT'S MY STILL FAVORITE AND I CALL IT MONGO). I have it mounted over a base cupboard with an empty coffee can underneath to catch beer bottle caps. About a week ago it pulled right out of the wall. No casualties except a couple of holes in the drywall.

I think Grandmother is telling me yes, it's time to get the fuck out of this flat before it comes crashing down around my ears.

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web garden, i have no tag for this, shitbears

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