I didn't make this up. I COULDN'T make this up.
Today, my friends, is World Toilet Day. Really. No, really. It's all about, you know, how 2.5 billion people worldwide are without access to proper sanitation and all that.
But I consider it an appropriate day to announce that this morning, I was able to take a shit in my own bathroom toilet. You're welcome.
No, I don't know what the plumbing problem was --
OH! OH! The one and only snaxident, who is extremely talented at creating portmanteau words (see her username!), has decided I don't have "plumbing problems". I have plumblems. HOW AWESOME IS THAT?
It appears the Drain Guys cleared out the current blockage, but I don't know what the Magic Camera Snake saw, or what the real plumblem is, or how or whether or when it will be fixed. My landlord certainly hasn't informed me! So I'd better follow up with him. Sigh. This is turning into a second job...
But anyway: today is World Toilet Day. When you flush, be thankful, and spare a thought for those who aren't so lucky.
But I consider it an appropriate day to announce that this morning, I was able to take a shit in my own bathroom toilet. You're welcome.
No, I don't know what the plumbing problem was --
OH! OH! The one and only snaxident, who is extremely talented at creating portmanteau words (see her username!), has decided I don't have "plumbing problems". I have plumblems. HOW AWESOME IS THAT?
It appears the Drain Guys cleared out the current blockage, but I don't know what the Magic Camera Snake saw, or what the real plumblem is, or how or whether or when it will be fixed. My landlord certainly hasn't informed me! So I'd better follow up with him. Sigh. This is turning into a second job...
But anyway: today is World Toilet Day. When you flush, be thankful, and spare a thought for those who aren't so lucky.