Life Imitates Sam

[spiderine]

I fall down go boom. Twisted my ankle. It hurts like OMGWHOA and I have it elevated on ice and I've taken some ibuprofen. It's starting to swell. I don't have a pressure bandage in the house but when I can stand on it without shrieking like a baby I'll put on a sock and wrap duct tape around it as a substitute.

I blame
copperbadge. I evidently have some subconscious envy of his steampunk boot.