Clusterfuck Monday

[spiderine]

So I forgot to set my alarm last night and so it didn't go off this morning and I woke up at 9 and FREAKED and called my HR person and was totally incoherent on the phone because I wasn't awake yet and thought I still lived in Melrose and wouldn't be able to get to work until like 11, and I ran out of the house without coffee and tripped on the subway stairs and ripped my finger open and got here at 9:45.  Gaaaaaah.

AND I STILL HAVEN'T GOT MY PERIOD.

*headdesk bodydesk thud*

ETA: George Carlin is dead? Aw hell. Not to mention shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits!