Your Delicious Brains!
So last night after that ever so wonderful episode of House (I have such a gay thing for him, and Detective Tritter can rot in hell because he is a doosh-farm), they did that stupid "Tonight on Fox news" thing that they do every night on Fox at 10pm. That's where they say a few of the "headlines" they will be covering in the news immediately following a few advertisements and some seens from future episodes of House (or whatever show you were just watching that finished at 10pm). They usually start off with the "news" news headlines first (missing couple traveling from Myrtle (the turtle) Beach, exiting Iraq, new video footage of Dubya raping gorillas at the zoo, etc.) and then ending with a clip about something you will most likely have to sit through the newscast to see, and almost makes you want to because it seems like it might be interesting (but you don't watch it because Fox news is never really that interesting). Well last night's "thing at the end of the news teaser" was the announcer guy saying "And a new alternative way to get stemcells to help researchers? Well tell you tonight at 10." I didn't watch the news (obviously) to find out what it is, because who needs facts when your own alternate reality can be so much more interesting and self-involving. So while I was taking my pre-going to bed peeI thought of what the alternate must be...undead fetuses.
Since stem cell research is being stopped because people have a problem not only with abortions, but the idea that these "dead children's bodies" would then be "desicrated" inorder to help further the improvement of humanity...at least health-wise. So since they would have a problem doing that, and probably also have a problem with harming the "live" inutero babies (no not that Nirvana cartoon where all the band members are fetuses, but boy did those guys have wacky adventures) by taking stem cells from them while still in the womb, possibly creating huge problems with the babies development. So you can't touch dead fetuses, or live fetuses, so why not use undead fetuses, also known as zombie fetuses. This can either be a fetus of a woman who was bitten by a zombie while pregnant/pre-pregnancy, or a fetus that was bitten by a zombie (like say it's a twin, and the other twin was born a zombie because his mom smoked crack during conception, and then bit the other twin in-womb). So the "baby" is not really "dead" or "alive", simply undead. Also people have no problem killing zombies, because then it becomes a more obvious "us or them" type of mentality. I mean think about it, these fetuses, if not killed, would end up eating our brains anyway, so might as well use them for stem cell research while going around and blowing their tiny, unformed heads off with tiny shotguns.
Either that or it is Iraqi baby fetuses, because the GOP would prefer it.
Today's Entry:
doosh-farm - Someone who is so dooshy, they seem to be the ultimate sourse of all things dooshy.
"Dude, that guy rear-ended me with his porsche while blasting Z100 and wearing $900 sunglasses at night, and then had the nerve to blame me for being stopped at a red light? What a doosh-farm."
Since stem cell research is being stopped because people have a problem not only with abortions, but the idea that these "dead children's bodies" would then be "desicrated" inorder to help further the improvement of humanity...at least health-wise. So since they would have a problem doing that, and probably also have a problem with harming the "live" inutero babies (no not that Nirvana cartoon where all the band members are fetuses, but boy did those guys have wacky adventures) by taking stem cells from them while still in the womb, possibly creating huge problems with the babies development. So you can't touch dead fetuses, or live fetuses, so why not use undead fetuses, also known as zombie fetuses. This can either be a fetus of a woman who was bitten by a zombie while pregnant/pre-pregnancy, or a fetus that was bitten by a zombie (like say it's a twin, and the other twin was born a zombie because his mom smoked crack during conception, and then bit the other twin in-womb). So the "baby" is not really "dead" or "alive", simply undead. Also people have no problem killing zombies, because then it becomes a more obvious "us or them" type of mentality. I mean think about it, these fetuses, if not killed, would end up eating our brains anyway, so might as well use them for stem cell research while going around and blowing their tiny, unformed heads off with tiny shotguns.
Either that or it is Iraqi baby fetuses, because the GOP would prefer it.
Today's Entry:
doosh-farm - Someone who is so dooshy, they seem to be the ultimate sourse of all things dooshy.
"Dude, that guy rear-ended me with his porsche while blasting Z100 and wearing $900 sunglasses at night, and then had the nerve to blame me for being stopped at a red light? What a doosh-farm."