It's crept up quickly...
Thanksgiving? Today? Are you sure? Okay!
Well, in case you didn't know, I'm one of the few Brits who actually celebrates a traditional American holiday (if I remember what day it is!). Any excuse for me to stuff myself silly eat turkey complete with salad, vegetables, potatoes etc. on the side is good enough for me!
Well, okay it's not just that. I guess it's a day to be thankful for what I've got, bladdy bladdy blah... so, thank you, God for creating the Heaven and Earth, and whatever other fantastic things you've done/created for us. And thank you, terrorists, criminals, and general assholes for transforming this world that the almighty one so kindly created into a complete and utter hell hole that we know to this day.
Aw, hell, I'm no good at this. I am greatful for what I've got, which some people in this world could only dream of having. The thing I haven't got is those wonderful speech-making skills... oh well.
*goes off and stuffs face with turkey*
Well, in case you didn't know, I'm one of the few Brits who actually celebrates a traditional American holiday (if I remember what day it is!). Any excuse for me to stuff myself silly eat turkey complete with salad, vegetables, potatoes etc. on the side is good enough for me!
Well, okay it's not just that. I guess it's a day to be thankful for what I've got, bladdy bladdy blah... so, thank you, God for creating the Heaven and Earth, and whatever other fantastic things you've done/created for us. And thank you, terrorists, criminals, and general assholes for transforming this world that the almighty one so kindly created into a complete and utter hell hole that we know to this day.
Aw, hell, I'm no good at this. I am greatful for what I've got, which some people in this world could only dream of having. The thing I haven't got is those wonderful speech-making skills... oh well.
*goes off and stuffs face with turkey*