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Stolen from confuseddave
1. My ex is..... somebody who wasn't right for me, it just took me a worryingly long time to realise.
2. I am listening to..... Dave and Lewis typing on either side of me.
3. Maybe I should...... actually go on the walk I was planning to.
4. I love...... my mum (among other people, I just haven't seen her in a while and I really want to).
5. My best friend..... isn't a term I like to use.
6. I don't understand..... why he loves me.
7. I lose.... my purse, my keys, my shoes, my passport and various other important things on an almost daily basis.
8. People say..... things behind each others' backs, then criticise other people for doing the same thing.
9. The meaning of my screen name is..... pretty obvious (assuming you know my name is Jen, I'm a girl and I like spiders)
10. Love is..... painful, frustrating, scary and the most amazing feeling in the world.
11. Somewhere, someone is..... wiping fingerprints off a gun.
12. I will always..... think about things too much.
13. Forever seems..... a lot happier concept than it used to.
14. I never want to..... go blind.
15. My mobile phone is...... just right.
16. When I wake up in the morning..... I put the duvet back over Lewis and hope he hasn't noticed that I stole it again.
17. I get annoyed when..... people act like machines.
18. Parties are..... often disappointing, unless you don't have particularly high expectations
19. My fish are..... covered in batter, salt and vinegar.
20. Kisses are the worst when..... they're from creepy guys in bars.
21. Today I..... had sex.
22. Tonight I will..... have sex.
23. Tomorrow I will.... have more sex.
24. I really want..... sex.
1. My ex is..... somebody who wasn't right for me, it just took me a worryingly long time to realise.
2. I am listening to..... Dave and Lewis typing on either side of me.
3. Maybe I should...... actually go on the walk I was planning to.
4. I love...... my mum (among other people, I just haven't seen her in a while and I really want to).
5. My best friend..... isn't a term I like to use.
6. I don't understand..... why he loves me.
7. I lose.... my purse, my keys, my shoes, my passport and various other important things on an almost daily basis.
8. People say..... things behind each others' backs, then criticise other people for doing the same thing.
9. The meaning of my screen name is..... pretty obvious (assuming you know my name is Jen, I'm a girl and I like spiders)
10. Love is..... painful, frustrating, scary and the most amazing feeling in the world.
11. Somewhere, someone is..... wiping fingerprints off a gun.
12. I will always..... think about things too much.
13. Forever seems..... a lot happier concept than it used to.
14. I never want to..... go blind.
15. My mobile phone is...... just right.
16. When I wake up in the morning..... I put the duvet back over Lewis and hope he hasn't noticed that I stole it again.
17. I get annoyed when..... people act like machines.
18. Parties are..... often disappointing, unless you don't have particularly high expectations
19. My fish are..... covered in batter, salt and vinegar.
20. Kisses are the worst when..... they're from creepy guys in bars.
21. Today I..... had sex.
22. Tonight I will..... have sex.
23. Tomorrow I will.... have more sex.
24. I really want..... sex.