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So, I've decided that the easiest thing i could do to keep everyone up to speed on how insane this summer has been is to make a list. my stepmother says things come in threes and i'd usually agree with her, except i've had several rounds of THREEs. but meggy and i are doing pretty well despite the info below.
1. Meghan and Jen are fired from mental health center/camp for failing a drug test.
2. Meg and Jen get drunk and sit on the porch and read the classifieds and smoke more weed.
3. Meg and Jen get another job working at a restaurant but only work for 2 hours because they find out there's a drug test. shit.
4. Meg and Jen get jobs as cleaning ladies because the pay was good, but really they spend more time riding around in sketchy vehicles with even weirder ladies who chain smoke dorals and only drink mellow yellow. and too many people in asheville have IBS so they quit after 3 days.
5. It rains every day here and on the way to the store to buy beer, Jen's car gets stuck in the mud. Jen and Meg walk to the store while on the phone with the tow company and carry a bunch of beer two miles back to the house. the tow truck doesn't come for 4 hours. It rains again.
6. Meg and Jen are real drunk and pass out early. but in the middle of the night they realize that their roof is leaking insanley all over the house. Portions of the roof fall in! the house is flooded. At 5am their landlord moves them to a vaction rental home across town that has a big ole picture of our lord and savior right by the front door.
6. Jenny returns to Ryan's with Meg by her side. I know. I suck. I had no choice!!!!
7. Jen gets insanely drunk at the hackensaw boys concert because her life is sooo sad and she can't drive home. meg and jen accidently drive to spartanburg. shit. their first day at ryans is the next morning. jen and meggy feel like big ole pieces of trash all day.
8. We're still in the freaky christian retreat home, but will move back home soon. Hopefully.
the end
1. Meghan and Jen are fired from mental health center/camp for failing a drug test.
2. Meg and Jen get drunk and sit on the porch and read the classifieds and smoke more weed.
3. Meg and Jen get another job working at a restaurant but only work for 2 hours because they find out there's a drug test. shit.
4. Meg and Jen get jobs as cleaning ladies because the pay was good, but really they spend more time riding around in sketchy vehicles with even weirder ladies who chain smoke dorals and only drink mellow yellow. and too many people in asheville have IBS so they quit after 3 days.
5. It rains every day here and on the way to the store to buy beer, Jen's car gets stuck in the mud. Jen and Meg walk to the store while on the phone with the tow company and carry a bunch of beer two miles back to the house. the tow truck doesn't come for 4 hours. It rains again.
6. Meg and Jen are real drunk and pass out early. but in the middle of the night they realize that their roof is leaking insanley all over the house. Portions of the roof fall in! the house is flooded. At 5am their landlord moves them to a vaction rental home across town that has a big ole picture of our lord and savior right by the front door.
6. Jenny returns to Ryan's with Meg by her side. I know. I suck. I had no choice!!!!
7. Jen gets insanely drunk at the hackensaw boys concert because her life is sooo sad and she can't drive home. meg and jen accidently drive to spartanburg. shit. their first day at ryans is the next morning. jen and meggy feel like big ole pieces of trash all day.
8. We're still in the freaky christian retreat home, but will move back home soon. Hopefully.
the end