Spider is annoyed, so he's taking it out on others

[spider_writes]

Why Elle, it seems your husband is my new inmate! Such a lovely man too, I can see how you two would work well together. Though I hear you two crazy kids are splitting up? Any plans on how you two will be dividing your collective belongings

Comments

[notquitedivine]

Splitting up? I wonder why!

[tadwizard]

I'm pretty sure you could make him write an essay. And he seriously needs to learn what it means. As well as...well, almost every other word he says.

[cautionarystory]

Lucky you. But he's not my husband. That seems to be a common misconception around here; he's actually married to someone called Elle Prefect.

Leaves me free and clear to get up to whatever mischief I want.