hXc to the max
I knew there was a reason I shouldn't be left home alone.
My mom picked up some eggwiches from the Cheasapeke Bagel Bakery this morning so I would have food for today. Then she left to go do whatever she does on weekends. And when I woke up I was hungry. And I saw the bag of bagels in the microwave. I thought to myself... they're probably cold by now. I'll just heat them up real quick.
Except the two eggwiches were wrapped in aluminum...
But I still heated them up! Because I'm an idiot! But then I saw a glow coming from inside the bag... then a spark... and then the bag caught fire.
Soooo... at that point I realized that hey! That was a fucking stupid thing to do!
And now my bagels taste funny.
I seriously need 24 hour supervision. Or maybe like... one of those electric dog collars that could shock me whenever I tried to go near the kitchen...
Oh speaking of which... my mom said for me to find a place to stay this Friday cause she has a book signing in Ohio. And for some reason... she doesn't trust me in the house alone.
My mom picked up some eggwiches from the Cheasapeke Bagel Bakery this morning so I would have food for today. Then she left to go do whatever she does on weekends. And when I woke up I was hungry. And I saw the bag of bagels in the microwave. I thought to myself... they're probably cold by now. I'll just heat them up real quick.
Except the two eggwiches were wrapped in aluminum...
But I still heated them up! Because I'm an idiot! But then I saw a glow coming from inside the bag... then a spark... and then the bag caught fire.
Soooo... at that point I realized that hey! That was a fucking stupid thing to do!
And now my bagels taste funny.
I seriously need 24 hour supervision. Or maybe like... one of those electric dog collars that could shock me whenever I tried to go near the kitchen...
Oh speaking of which... my mom said for me to find a place to stay this Friday cause she has a book signing in Ohio. And for some reason... she doesn't trust me in the house alone.