Slittin my throat its all I ever...
You scored as Paganism. Your beliefs are most closely aligned with those of paganism, Wicca, or a similar earth-based religion. You may also follow a Native American religion.
Paganism
92%
Buddhism
79%
Christianity
58%
Islam
54%
Satanism
54%
Hinduism
50%
agnosticism
46%
Judaism
25%
atheism
13%
Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
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Holy shit! Pagan! That rocks!
Hmm... I had an interesting time in Key West. The population of key west is as follows:
50% drunk college kids on spring break
30% red neck locals on harleys
20% gay couples
And all the shops had bongs in the windows. That made me so happy.
Mom: Allie, where did you get that black shirt?
Me: I bought it last night.
Mom: What does it say?
Me: I dunno... I can't read it. It looks cool though.
Mema (my gramma): Umm... I belive that says Gigalo.
Me: What?!
Elena: You're a man whore!!
I got a killer painful sun burn though. *dies*