Fun conversations I have at work
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"___Insert business name here___, this is Amanda, may I help you?"
"Jessica?"
"No, it's Amanda."
"Oh, it's A____. Remember when I talked to you yesterday about Dr. Blair, and you said you didn't know who he was?"
"Yes."
"So he's not familiar to you at all?"
"No."
"He's an optomotrist."
"There is an optomotrist who sends patients to us sometimes, but we only get about 5 of them a year. I don't know if that's the same doctor or not."
"So the name doesn't jump out at you?"
"FUCKING NO I DON'T KNOW! Why in the five blue hells would I bother having this conversation with you if I fucking knew who he was?!"*
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"___Insert business name here___, this is Amanda, may I help you?"
"Hi this is ______ over at _____. I need a report on a patient."
"Ok. It looks like it's ready, but just needs to be signed by our radiologist."
"Great. Could you fax that over once it's ready?"
"Do I have to? I really wanted to make a paper hat out of it."*
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"___Insert business name here___, this is Amanda, may I help you?"
"This is ______, I had an exam there about....oh yesterday. I just wanted to see if the results are ready."
"Yes, they are I faxed them to your doctor's office this morning."
"Oh, they said they didn't get them."
..........
"Ok well why don't you bloody well ask me to fax it again instead of just sitting there with your thumb up your ass."*
*these line may have been edited.
It's been a stressful day.