Meh, well this is what you get for trying to include the pros in your band, LOL
Eggzistential Stats
Formed:
6th May 2007
Split:
12th June 2013
Best Album:
‘Kerosine Unraised Diglot’ 7/10 in the NME
Best Single:
‘Supplant’ 10/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 23rd July 2011.)
Records Sold:
67,336 in total (33,924 albums, 33,412 singles).
Reputation:
Known Locally
Groupies:
In a recent interview with Playboy s0r3n stated that they plan to further their career after Eggzistential by starring in hardcore blue flicks.
Other
In 2008 Osama Bin Laden threatened to release a cover version of ‘Denoted Exosmic Menus’, unless he was immediately elected President of the United States. Presedent Bin Laden’s first move was to announce a worldwide ban on orgasms.
Eggzistential Member Profiles
mrs_reaper
mrs_reaper believes that their voice contributes to the band’s statement. And it does. That statement being SHITE.
dogma666
Things are looking particularly grim for dogma666 after Bono mentioned that the Eggzistential guitarist was an influence to both him and U2. dogma666 is now a suicidal wreck.
echo_echo
It is fair to say that echo_echo is a stroppy old bastard. They’ve threatened to pack Eggzistential in after they received a death threat from the ghost of Mother Thersea who reportedly said in a whispered tone “I’m trying to rest in piece here yer prick! Cut with the bollocks before I smear yer pod in shite!”whooluff
whooluff cannot drum for shit and should quit before a wise man trolleys them in the head with a well-placed bullet.
azrael2393
Talented, innovative and passionate. These are all words you’d use to describe azrael2393’s musical ability if you were on 20 E’s and a litre bottle of scotch.
Single Releases
#
Title
Date
21
Barathea Wedgy
Jun 2007
24
Jojoba Blotched Uncinal Stuffy Gamesome
Jul 2007
78
Overtone Sliming Renew
Aug 2007
N/A
Denoted Exosmic Menus
Sep 2007
N/A
Caecum Reexpel Smelter Cakes
Dec 2008
N/A
Futzes Piquing Tranks Assuages Jailbird
Jan 2009
N/A
Tamaraos Eradiate Typhon Dandler Riskless
Feb 2009
N/A
Yahoo Monerans Epicene Jars Themes
Mar 2009
N/A
Shikari Sobbers Rumbaing Scarfs Ionizes
Mar 2010
N/A
Zygoid Hurts Pud
May 2010
N/A
Sypher Outgains Decor Lamster
Jun 2010
N/A
Supplant
Jul 2011
N/A
Dadoes Swami Hockers Feminise Bluebell Hogmane
Sep 2011
N/A
Brickbat Grayest Organ
Dec 2011
N/A
Umbrette Prideful Etches Scrapers Cull
Mar 2012
Album Releases
#
Title
Date
33
Mitises Caroling Unfamous Subset Scalls
May 2007
N/A
Halvah Knubbier Vixenly Serotine Ransomed
Nov 2008
N/A
Barman Wielded Pervious Flippy Savagely
Feb 2010
N/A
Kerosine Unraised Diglot
Jun 2011
northern ireland’s worst